Just Passing time...

So i'm sitting in my 4'X6' cell counting down the seconds till i get to wave my disgusing looking badge across the little black box and go home for the nite! And right now the countdown is at 6 hours and 12 minutes... and a few odd seconds... i've got a bit to go!

So i think this blog will go way past the realm of TMI!!

MY BOOBS ARE LEAKING!!

i know being pregnant and all it comes with the territory... but i don't remember who the last women in our family was that was able to actually breastfeed!... so there's really no point in putting me through all this pain and humilliation of having one boob gigantically larger than the other, if i'm not gonna make any milk and have to buy shit tons of formula anyways!!!

They feel like they are going to explode!!! and if you squeeze them more shit comes out!!! I'm a mutant!!!

So here's a list of everything that is currently impeding my ability to be comfortable:
1) feet so swollen i think i'm getting kankles!!
2) Freakishly looking stretch marks all over my stomach(and they hurt!)
3) my bra that doesn't fit... i'm too cheap to go buy a new one so i'm still wearing the one i was wearing before i got pregnant!
4) MAss breakouts!!! I thot ur skin was supposed to clear up and glow when u get pregnant!!! i look like a constellation! Where's the goddamn glow!
5) waddling!!! yes i've started to waddle.. and its not comfortable!
6) not being able to get off the couch and/or rolling out of bed! (AKA: Loss of mobility!)
7) Exploding boobs!
8) oh! and the lovable little munchkin playing ping pong with my vital organs, shoving his feet in my crotch all day, and his lovely irish jig he does on my bladder wen i wait more than 20 minutes to go to the bathroom!
9) Let's not forget the spontaneous fit of tears! i could be watching Dane Cook and start crying for no apparent reason!

I don't mean this to be a bitch fest... but it sort of is!! I, in no way, resent my baby... i jsut think he could be kinder to my body!! lol... but I think of all these things as preparation for whats to come! I know the Power's boys... and i know the boys in my family... and combining the two... well.. i think i'm gonna have one crazy kid!...
adorable, but crazy!

newho... as for the tv situation... looks like there was premise behind it... she was goint o pick up her new tv yesterday that her parents got her... but she couldn't lift it by herself... SOoooo i'm goin with her today to go and get it...
She's been unusually nice lately... it's kind of scary.. we're never mean too each other... just never ridiculously nice... and lately.... it's just been weird.. i dunnooo..
I guess living in peace isn't so bad..

So i've been at this blog thing for a bit now... current countdown 5 hours, 12 minutes and sum odd seconds lol.... omg!!! it's only been an hour!!! shoot me! i've got lunch in 10 tho... there's an hour down.. so technically 4 hours 10 minutes and sum seconds....
Well i'm thinking htis blog is entirely way too long as it is... and it is lunch time! woot!
Thanks for listening frends!