Oh Man!!! itsw been a wee bit!!!

Okay Kids!! i'm gonna try to keep this as short as possible, but it's been a while and much has happened!
Had teh baby shower!! it was amazing!! Sooooo many ppl there!! i could barely move by the end of it! thank you sooo much to everyone who sent gifts and came as well!! we loved it all!!!
PS. Tiff we put the stroller together!!! i luv it!!! it's not going anywher! It's almost too cute to take outside! lol.
If you want to see pictures fo to babybumblebee.shutterfly.com I think that's the site address.
So the events that have occurred over the past few weeks have been quite entertaining...
Still in the hospital twice a week for non stress tests... so far so good..only one scare.
The lovely little monster decided to play with his imbillical cord and cut off his blood supply!... He only did that once!
scared teh shit out of all of us... if he hadn't been moving like a fiend in the ultrasound i would have had a c-section immediately!
so taht was that visit... all the other ones have been great! The only issue is that i have contractions when i have to pee....

Like i said in the last post,...my body hates.
Other than that i was just put on restricted work hours... i can only work 5 hours a day. for 5 days... nice!!! pay cut... not so nice!!!
i have early signs of preeclampsia....go me! on top of the doc said i was measuring big for my measly 36 weeks... and then at lunch... we went to arbies... ( i had a cheese craving..yumm!!) the stupid bitch taking our order asked if i was only having one.... implying that i am big enough for 2 babies! thank you very much, i think we can declare this "lets all call lynnsey fat" day!!!
So newho im the only one without a phone call right now... which mean i will get the last one of the night and have to stay after... i will hopefully have time to finish this tomorrow...

Oh Boy!! My Body Hates Me!!!

Soooo friends!! i have been away for a bit! partially due to the holiday weekend. but newho! Boy! has this been a rough couple of days!!! and i don't anticipate it getting any better!

So to start off, me and mom got a ton done for the shower! we spent a good portion of the weekend with justins mom and got all the decorations and goodie bags done! all thats left is to decorate and bake a bajillion cookies and cupcakes!

Oh and for your veiwing pleasure my sister has pix on her website. Click on the family and freinds tab and they are all there!! every inch of the 40 pounds i have gained the past 7 months!! and a few of my evil nemisis (aka JW).

NEwho so back to my eventfull last 2 days. Now just so i don't scare everyone i would like to start by saying everything is fine... for now... they baby is good and im okay!

So i had my check up yesterday morning. it was gross and humid so of course i'm sweating my as off! everything i thot started out good they weighed me (i only gained one pound this month!! woo yeah me!) took my blood pressure... didn't say anything about that so i thot okay! easy breezy! they wanted more blood, as those blood sucking vampires we call doctors always do! 3 vials everytime!! sometimes 6!
well the doctor somes in and she's got that concerned look on her face... never a good sign... i told her about my back paina nd nausea and my lack of appetite! and we all know i love to eat!
So along withthe high blood pressure and all the above mentioned factors i was told to take it easy and fill up another bright orange biohazard jug with pee!!! oh! boy!! what fun...
you know its bad when for the second time your doctor is asking you to fill up a jug with24 hours worth of piss and refridgerate it!!! yes, it must be refridgerated!! i felt like a serial killer collecting trophys from my latest victims... and storing them in my fridge..disgusting... bleh!
So i go into work and let them know that i will not be bringing a bright orange biohazard jar full of pee into the building and i need the day off and part of tomorro (which is now today, keep up ppl's) cuz i am also scheduled for a non-stress test!! woot... can you taste the excitement...

I am not cool with this...

So i can't sleep for shit last night... every little twinge of discomfort i have i am that much closer to going to the hopsital.. only to soon realize that the 8 bottles of water and 2 pops i chugged have more than exceeded my bladders comfort zone...

so i make it throught he night and head to drop off my jug, be poked with more and more needles and then on to my stress test.

The nurse couldn't find the vein so after extensive digging and then a go on my other arm she got her tiny vial of blood...

so i get in pretty to my stress test... which believe it or not.. not that stressfull... they strap sum goop covered heart monitors to my stretch mark covered stomach! (Jay says i look like i painted a tiger around my belly button. THat ho!!) and listen for a bit... the product of two already stubborn ppl, big surprise didn't want to wake up! so they had to buzz my stomach to wake the wee one up! not cool! so he starts moving and kicking and 3 glasses of water later she wants me to pee in another cup... i am a pro at the art that is pissing in tiny cups and not getting it all over your hand... pretty easy for a guy but for a chick who is about ready to give up on shaving her legs because her stomach is constistantly in the way... not an easy task!
So anywho the doc comes in and asks me if i am feeling the CONTRACTIONS that i'm having every 2-4 minutes... i look at her like WTF... no!!! so she waits a bit and comes in and asks if i'm feeling a tightening sensation in my hoooha area.. i said yeah! but after 5 glasses of water i gotta pee like a bitch!! and so this conversation repeated itself about 3 seperate times.

SO because i only have 5 minutes left till i can run out of here... long long story shortened a tad lol!

THey baby is fine! the baby is in great shape! i saw his toes!! lol and his very large head!!! kind of scary lol..im not leaking anything im not dialated and the contractions aren't an issue unless i get them more than 4 times in one hour when i don't have to pee!

Now i've known my uterus has pretty much had it out for me since i was given my lovely monthly gift at age 11! on the day of our first volleyball game at school!!!

the baby was not an issue at all for any of this... the doc put it sumwhat like "your uterus is not calm" my uterus is a raging sack of hormones... it hates me!! so now i have 2 visits to the hospital a week for these non-stress tests and once a week doctors visits...

Weebles Wobble But They Don't Fall Down!!!!

Oh My!!! so today is no fun... i believe i have caught a cold! or my tonsilitus is coming back... i have already had it twice this year i'm due for one more go.. i was kind of hoping it woul dmake it's appearance while i was on maternity leave and could consume mass quantities of antibiotics... but with how fucked up the weather has been, it's no surprise that it has struck again....

This whole tonsil thing is usually no big deal...the doctor i have now is quite good at listening to me when i say i need more potent drugs. i asked for a steriod and anitibiotic shot.. i got 2 shots! it was great! i didn't get the whole well let's take these pills for a week and see what happens crap! i know my body i know what's gonna work and what isn't... i have been taking adult antibiotics since i was 6! the dinky shit you prescribe to every average joe is only goining to make this worse! in fact! the virus feeds off of that shit! it thinks it's food!

so i'm sitting here wondering what to do... call my OB or not... she'll definately want me to come in which means they will want money that i owe them.. which i don't have...an i will be in there next monday for a checkup... however whne i left the last appointment she said that if i'm at all feeling sick i should call immediately...at this point i'm pretty sure i am getting sick.. but ther is a little twinge that says "nope! its just prego shit" i think i will wait to see how i am tomorrow... if i still feel like shit.. i will go...

So work is almost done with...and since pretty much all my posts are negative and bitchy i will leave you all with lovely thanksgiving e-mial off of awkwardfamilyphotos.com
Only one of the most entertaing websites known to man! check it out if you get board! the pix on there are hilarious!
This email was posted on the site, it did not come from anyone in my family! lol
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Awkward Family Story: The Thanksgiving Letter
From: Marney
As you all know a fabulous Thanksgiving Dinner does not make itself. I need to ask each of you to help by bringing something to complete the meal. I truly appreciate your offers to assist with the meal preparation.
Now, while I do have quite a sense of humor and joke around all the time, I COULD NOT BE MORE SERIOUS when I am providing you with your Thanksgiving instructions and orders. I am very particular, so please perform your task EXACTLY as I have requested and read your portion very carefully. If I ask you to bring your offering in a container that has a lid, bring your offering in a container WITH A LID, NOT ALUMINUM FOIL! If I ask you to bring a serving spoon for your dish, BRING A SERVING SPOON, NOT A SOUP SPOON! And please do not forget anything.
All food that is to be cooked should already be prepared, bring it hot and ready to serve, warm or room temp. These are your ONLY THREE options. Anything meant to be served cold should, of course, already be cold.
HJB—Dinner wine
The Mike Byron Family1. Turnips in a casserole with a lid and a serving spoon. Please do not fill the casserole all the way up to the top, it gets too messy. I know this may come as a bit of a surprise to you, but most of us hate turnips so don’t feel like you a have to feed an army.2. Two half gallons of ice cream, one must be VANILLA, I don’t care what the other one is. No store brands please. I did see an ad this morning for Hagan Daz Peppermint Bark Ice Cream, yum!! (no pressure here, though).3. Toppings for the ice cream.4. A case of bottled water, NOT gallons, any brand is ok.
The Bob Byron Family1. Green beans or asparagus (not both) in a casserole with a lid and a serving spoon. If you are making the green beans, please prepare FOUR pounds, if you are making asparagus please prepare FIVE pounds. It is up to you how you wish to prepare them, no soupy sauces, no cheese (you know how Mike is), a light sprinkling of toasted nuts, or pancetta, or some EVOO would be a nice way to jazz them up.2. A case of beer of your choice (I have Coors Light and Corona) or a bottle of clos du bois chardonnay (you will have to let me know which you will bring prior to 11/22).
The Lisa Byron Chesterford Family1. Lisa as a married woman you are now required to contribute at the adult level. You can bring an hors d’ouvres. A few helpful hints/suggestions. Keep it very light, and non-filling, NO COCKTAIL SAUCE, no beans of any kind. I think your best bet would be a platter of fresh veggies and dip. Not a huge platter mind you (i.e., not the plastic platter from the supermarket).
The Michelle Bobble Family1. Stuffing in a casserole with a serving spoon. Please make the stuffing sans meat.2. 2.5-3 qts. of mashed squash in a casserole with a lid and serving spoon3. Proscuitto pin wheel - please stick to the recipe, no need to bring a plate.4. A pie knife
The June Davis Family1. 15 LBS of mashed potatoes in a casserole with a serving spoon. Please do not use the over-size blue serving dish you used last year. Because you are making such a large batch you can do one of two things: put half the mash in a regulation size casserole with lid and put the other half in a plastic container and we can just replenish with that or use two regulation size casserole dishes with lids. Only one serving spoon is needed.2. A bottle of clos du bois chardonnay
The Amy Misto Family (why do I even bother she will never read this)1. A pumpkin pie in a pie dish (please use my silver palate recipe) no knife needed.2. An apple pie in a pie dish, you can use your own recipe, no knife needed.
Looking forward to the 28th!!
Marney

FAT COWS!!!!

Oh boy! i'm on a roll.. seconde update in 2 days!...
Just an FYI i told my mom that we must take pictures this weekend and get them on the internet! i have put it off for too long... i had every intention of doing it last weekend, i even brang my makeup home with me... and i haven't worn makeup in months!!!! its quite frightening! Soooo... i won't promise anything but i have every intention of getting photos up here!
I must say that was qutie a mental breakdown yesterday... kind of lost it there for a bit. but after a very nasty mysapce status, angry red face and all i did get a message sent. although i am a bit curious as to how he might be getting on the internet. His phone doesn't work and he said that monicas should be turned on tomorrow. well dear, Monicas already got status messages up saying that her phone is back on. but if he is under the impression that monicas phone is not on how is he getting on myspace?? that would be the big question of the day!
(and i yes i know this seems a tad stalkerish, but its not... i was a detective in a former life... those kind of skills don't ever leave you!)
where exactly is he going or who exactly is coming over. obviously someone comfortable enought to let him use their phone. and it was in the middle of the night cuz i didn't go to be until 11:30 and i was on right before i went to sleep.
hhmm...lots of unanswered questions...Like the TAPS team i have some investigating to do.
I'm jsut a curious person really. my parents raised me to be comfortable asking questions and i like to think that i am quite observant, the 2 combined are a lethal combination.
but hopefully today goes by quickly... my lunch buddy swapped shifts with someone today so it's just me aand my pop tart.
They haven't let anybody leave ear;y in a few days... i kind of hope they do today... it would be nice to sleep some more...newho... it is about that time, andi have to pee... lol...Too much i know, but i go about twice and hour nowadays... its qutie exhausting!

ALL MEN ARE DICKS!

So i have titled this blog "All men are Dicks". I believe it is pretty self explanatory as to what this blog will be mostly about!
Men!! and the stupid asswhole things they do.
By now, we all know that me and justin (aka: Baby Daddy, not to be cunfused with JW, my brother) are not together... we haven't been for quite some time... it took a while to get to a point that ic ould actually talk to him without bitching at him.
Well, things have been really good lately... we've been talking and everything seemed to back to a friendly manner.
Well, Justin's phone was shut off a week and a half ago. He was nice enought ot let me know that i wouldn't be able to get a hold of him but if i needed anything i could call monica. okay. what ever... he doesn't have a job right now. not until school starts back up again. which won't be too much longer so there is no point in trying to get a job at this piont.
well i've tried to get a hold of monica and her phone was shtu off too... now i have already gone over the scenario of "what if something happens and i can't get a hold of you" but all in all it would be his fault. he didnt' have a job set up for the summer and now he's broke and has no money.
So... i have been pretty bored the past week or so cuz i don't text or call a lot of ppl. i mainly talk to justin and a select few others... well i've been really bored and calling my mom about 2-3 times aday... i'm sure she is getting annoyed. in fact i can tell she is annoyed lol...
well to shorten u p an already long story...
i was bored last night and went on myspace just to look around and i'm still waiting on a couple ppl to message me back their addresses cuz i sent some invitations out and they were returned. guess who i see on his myspace. none other than the asswipe himself. they don't have interent the only way he can get on his mysapce is on his phone. so i'm thinking... maybe he'll send me a message. i would think that since he hasn't talked to the woman carrying his son in over a week that he might be sligthly interested in how i am doing. one would think right?? well apparently i think wrong... cuz no message was sent. no comment was left. no call was made. now it's very possible that he was on sum1 else's phone or at someones house on their computer. but if your myspace is so important ot you that you find a way to check it even when your phone isn't working... i apparently am not important enough to be one of the few who is contacted in his search for internet/phone capabilities...
So, i'm a tad on the IRate side... nto pissed or mad... but IRATE!!
I'M CARRYING YOUR FUCKING SON!!! I'M ABOUT TO GIVE BIRTH IN LESS THAN 2 MONTHS TO YOUR CHILD!!! and he isn't the slightest bit interested in how i might be doing??? what an asshole!!! he makes me feel like all i am is s fucking surrigate... he doesn't give a shit!!!
not even just a little bit... and part of me knew he wouldn't call but part of me thot "Well, i am carrying his child, i can't see why he wouldn't be concerned."
Nope, not one bit. he's out taking joy rides with frends and getting new tattoos and having a the fucking time of his life while i'm stuck with a roommate who annoys the shti out of me...barely any friends and a stomach and ass that won't stop getting fatter!!!! i'm all by myself...
iT MUST BE NICE TO BE ABLE TO FORGET ABOUT THE FACT THAT WE ARE ABOUT TO HAVE A CHILD TO CARE FOR, AND JSUT GO ON LIVING YOUR LIFE LIKE NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED!!! I'VE SPENT 7 MONTHS WONDERIGN WHAT THAT WOULD FEEL LIKE! YOU CUKIN PIECE OF SHIT!!!!

I Believe that i am just too tired to care at this point... i need to do laundry... i'm wearing the same pants i wore monday... and not they haven't been washed... i barely brushed my hair today after i got out of the shower and i have almost burst into tears about 3 times already this morning... i'm such a wuss... only 2 months left and i'm really not sure how i feel about it... i see the pictures of my nephew and think "god i can't wiat till Evan is that big!!" and then i look down at my belly and think "why didn't make him keep the condomn on???" it's hard to be excited and scared at the same time... i always wanted a kid... just not right now...

It will be okay...

SO i'm tired as hell, i feel gross and i just want to go pick up my ghost hunters DVD and curl up and eat ice cream the rest of the night!.

Newho it's almost time for me to go home..

Oy! sooo did i tel you guys that i finallys aw harry potter a couple weeks ago... i was quite dissapointed...it jumped around and the sotry was never complete... i'm excited that the 7th book was split into 2 movies but if they r gonna be like the 6th one... i don't want to see them!!!

Oh!!! we are filling out invites to my baby shower this weekend!! my mom's last count of invitees was 65!! it does include sum out of state ppl that unfortunately won't be able to make it... it's okay guys.. walmart has free site to store shipping and i am also registered at target!!**wink wink** i do also accept gift cards and money orders!! please be sure to spell my name right! lol j/k guys!!

hhmm not much is goin on other than that... roomies still annoying the shit out of me.. even wen she sleeps!! her litter box has been stinking up the living room since sunday!!! but she still comes home right after work and sleeps all nite!! and then bitches that she didn't get any sleep taht night.. well duh! if you sleep for 7 hours after work.. ur prolly not gonna sleep the rest of the night! she finally cleaned it out last night!! thank god... another day and i would have jsut stuck it in her room!! if i weren't pregnant i would have done that too!!! along witht the vaccuming and the dishes!! she hasn't lifted a fucking finger in weeks.. oh! wiait.. she did straighten up the coffe table... which consisted of shoving everythign under the coffee table... oh! found where all my missing cups went... they were in her car.. collecting mold! and guess who had to wash them??!!! that's right kids.. me... i just keep thinking.. only 2 months left!!! it's the ony thing that keeps me sane... god i could really use a beer right about now... and yes it is 7am right now... but as my good frend/parrot head always says.. it's 5 o'clock sumwhere... i know for a fact she is probably shitfaced right about now... she's goin to the buffett concert!! not my fave singer but he's got the irght attitude about life..."drink up bitches!!"... okay i may be paraphrasing...

let's think...fun stories.... yeah... i have no life... so there are not too many fun stories left... not for a while anyways... i think my car is about to die! i believe my transmission is going... wut fun!!!

i hope today is slow... i would love to go home erly.. i really can't afford it.. but part of me doesn't really care...hopefully this kid si nicer to me today than yesterday.. i hurt like a beast.. i was a one man walking circus yesterday... im pretty sure my ribs were used as a trapeze act and my bladder and stomach as diving board and pool!! my stomach has gotten bigger... along with my boobs... i can shoot liquid out of my nipples... i actually got sum good distance last nite.. disgusting but fascinating... but still gross... cuz if i don't try andg et sum of it out myself the minute i taek my bra off after work i have a wet spot starting to form on my shirt.. and they kind of stain... so if i do it myself it's all good... so yes i will say it... i milk myself!! it's kind of pathetic!! but it must be done!!...

other than that i really just want this kid to come out already! everyone keeps sayign jsut wait another month and u'll be so uncomfoartable!!! i'm already uncomfortable.. i cant really bend over all that well.. i can only sit 2 different ways! my feet and ankles continue to swell to the size of softballs!! and i am having the freakiest dreams u could possibly think of!!! the other nite i had one about a lovely reunion of ex boyfrends...i was still pregnant.. justin was no where to be found. and the baby starts kicking.. well you know how they say that right around your last month sumtimes you can tell if the baby is pushing on your belly with his hand or his foot.. well i notice in my dream that u can see his foot.. i grab my phone to take a video of it to show justin and i look down and my skin is stretching and the baby's foot is coming out of the side of my stomach.. all the way up to the ankle... i look closer and u can count the tiny toes... he had like 20 toes!!! i woke up after that!! it was just too freaky!!!

I realized the other night that i only have 11 weeks left!! i'm between 29 and 30 weeks right now!! and i'm massive!! tiff i will send you a pic tonite via text... my mom is jsut realizing that we really haven't taken too many photos of me while i have been pregnant... i feel like a cow so im kind of okay with just having the ones on my phone... i know its sumthing ppl usually want to document.. but i'm massive!! and i'm ony gonna get bigger!! .. but she wants to take sum.. and did i mention she has a face book!! holy shit i dont even have a face book1!!!! so i will see if i can get her to load them up this weekend..i need to go into her office neways so i can see the pix that tiff put up on her blog!! they sound funny!! i'm sure i will piss my pants with laughter!!! which we all know has ahppened before!!! i still have pix on my camera... which maybe one day i will share them with the world... as of yet.. they will reamian on my camera!!
All i keep thinking is if i jsut keep typing i will stay awake!! it's not helping... so i will be done for now... i have my usual sites to peruse..awkwardfamilyphotos.com, us weekly and people magazine... get my daily gossip in!!
later frends!!

sooo sleeepy!!!!

SSoooo had my doctors appointment yesterday! everything went well... kind of wish i had another ultrasound soon tho... as it is i have to wait until after my next appointment in 4 weeks...which happens to be the daya fter labor day... the first day of school for justin so he won't be able to go... it's all good tho... that means he has to be at the ultrasound! he's only seent he first ultrasound we had way back in the day! so it should be exciting!!

Other than that not oo much has happened since my last update... went to the pig roast saturday and slept through a massive thunder storm...i am like a rock!!! hahaha... the weather was disgusting this past weekend!!! absolutely gross!! it's days like sudnay that i really hate michigan!! 90 friggin degrees outside and 160 % humidity! you couldn't breathe without sweating!!! i actually turned the air on in my car for the first time this summer!!!

I miss CA... wutever happened to 90 degrees and NO humidity!!! where it was actually worth it to get in the shower... if i had tried to shower on sunday i never would have been able to dry off!!!
but nehwo... im uber tired today.. i shouldn't be... i took a 2 hour nap after my appointment yesterday and went to bed at 10:30'
But its all good cuz i get to leave early!!
laters!!

I apologize immensley!!!

Soooo... how's it goin kids??!! not too bad on my end... however it is saturday and i have been up since 6am!! It may sound like i am bright eyed and bushy tailed at the moment... don't be fooled, it's all sarcasm!! i hate working saturdays!! but a friend needed the day off and i wanted 2 days off in the middle of the week! i'm greedy when it comes to my time off! tehehe...which worked out really well... I think me and justin have finally finished the baby registry!! woot!! although.. seeing as i really have no clue what i'm doing when it comes to shit like this, we basically walked up and down each and every aisle and scanned the stuff we liked! lol...not very veryorganized but effective enough to work... and seeing as this is our first child, we don't know shit about which nipples/bottles to use or what brand of diapers we prefer... FYI we don't need any newborn diapers! we have graciously recieved a bajillion(yes i know not a word!) packs of newborn diapers from frends and family! :) and from what my lovely older neighbor believes after seeing me dragging my ass up the ONE flight of stairs to my apartment, he's gonna be quite a big boy! god luv ya catherine... you are older and wiser! and it scares me! i really don't think anyone is all that excited about trying to push a watermellon through a hole the size of a large lemon!! and for the tiny hole to have to grow to lemon size is unfathomable in itself, let alone squeezing a watermelon through it! i mean, it's not all that great getting a pap and that speculum they shove up u isn't all that big! it makes me wonder how us women enjoy sex sumtimes!! and now, wen they give me my exams.. i've had too many too count at this point...they refuse to use any kind of lubrication! (it interferes with the test results) bullshit! atleas with the lube i could barely feel it.. just a tad uncomfortable! it's outragious how much worse it is without it!!!

As for the little man, he is doing great!! i have my next doctors appointment on monday!! which justin AND his mother will be at!! oy! this should be fun!!! i love her to death.. i've known since i was 16, but she scares the living shit right of me!!! the most intimidating person i have ever met!! i even had a dream last night that she beat sum1 up!! and the scary part is, is that she probably could do it!! lol

We did have a bit of a scare a couple weeks ago.,.. but no worries everythign is fine!! it was a thursday nite and i was watching knocked up! (story of my life right?! lol) except i think the ending will not be the same for me! newho... so i was finishing up the movie and about to go to bed and i start feeling these weird jabbing pains in my stomach and hooolielala area and i get a little concerned... i had already called my mom twice that evening for no apparent reasons other than that i was bored and if i called her again i'm pretty sure it wouldn't have been good! lol...well then the potty parade began 3 times in less than 10 minutes!! and then i started to feel it seep out! i go into my room and my ever so cute pink panties are soaked! then i called my mom! after that i tried the doctors office to see if there was sum type of emergency line to call for freaking out first time mothers!! it just said to go to the hospital! so after consulting my mother we decided it was a good idea that i go! as i'm waddling my self to my car! (which i parked out by the dumpster so i could clean it out) it felt like a half mile away! i'm speed dialing baby daddy to let him know!... which was kind of pointless seeing as he has no gas in his car and no money to put gas in it! school doesn't start back up until labor day, until then, he's broke...the funniest part is that earlier that week my driver side door stopped shutting! it would only shut if you lifted it up from the outside!! so as i am explaining my symptoms to him i am cautiously climbing into my car through the passenger side!! i drive a 96 mustang! not an easy task wen you are 6 months pregnant! so after a heated conversation which started with him asking me "what am i supposed to do, i can't drive down there?" and ended with me telling him to do wutever the fuck he wants, but i'm going to the hospital whether he's there or not! i was on my way! now i did get sum grief as for driving myself to the hospital..it's only 5 miles away from my apartment and i knew i would be able to get myself there faster than ne1 else! do not worry i have been warned to not do it again! and to call my aunt who only lives 15 minutes away from me!
Unfortunately, for you readers.. this is only the tip of the iceburg for this story! i will try to shorten it up a bit,., but ne1 who knows me, knows that my stories are rarely short and any attempts to shorten them only make them longer! so on with it!
i get to the hospital and go in the back by the maternity ward and all the lights are off! i being frazzled and not sure wut to do, don't try to open the door! stupid mistake... well a nurse walks in behind me and and asks if i need help... i said well yeah i need help iw ouldn't be here if i didn't! i just don't know where to go! she asked if i needed maternity or emergency? i told her i don't know i'm 6 months pregnant and sumthing is not right i need to be looked at! so she walks me all the way down to emergency... at the front of the hospital!!! so i go up to the desk and tell them wut is going on. there is a nurse and an old security gaurd... the nurse tells me i should be in maternity! i said okay point me in the right direction! she oh no! your not walking anywhere and the nurse that walked you down here is in sum deep shit! so she looks at the security gaurd and asks if he wants to get me a wheel chari and push me down there or if she should go get a nurse... 3 minutes it took this guy to decide! lazy ass son of a bitch!! get off your ass and do sumthing u old fart! i ended up with a nurse thank god!! but get this! the guy gets me the wheel cahri atleast and brings it over and then asks me if i wanted a wider chair!!! now i am 6 months pregnant!!! i am not sumbody you want to call fat right about now!!! i was shocked!! i know im not the skinniest but i'll be damned if im gonna let sum asswipe with a flashlight insinuate that i have a huge ass that can't fit in a normal size wheel chair... my jaw literally dropped!! i looked at the guy (not very nicely i might add) and said NO! I DO NOT NEED A WIDER WHEEL CHAIR!! and shoeved my ass in the one he was holding! and yes i fit just fine thank you very much!!! i do feel bad howver for the nurse that had to push me all the way back to maternity!! she was quite nice! so i get to the desk and i'm thinking they would rush me right into a room, rip off my pants and dive right in to figure out what was wrong!!! nope... the receptionist lady starts reviewing all of my info on there.. and asking stupid questions like "do you have anyone names as pwer of attorney yet?" no, maam i don't i'm not here to update my shit i need to make sure everything is okay!... "well, it's really asmart thing to have in order whenever you may be visiting a hospital" meanwhile my rage is bubbling, i have to pee, and i can feel the stuff seeping slowly but surely out of me!! all while fighting back tears cuz lord know i was scared shitless at this point!!
So i sign sum papers and finally get into a room probably 10 minutes later... i thinki got the oldes nurse in the bunch! her foundation was way too dark and left a lovely line across her sagging neck, bright pink old school lipstick with blush to match and caked on eyeliner.. this lady was a piece of work! i'm about ready to burst and she's trying to tell me how to pee in a cup!! i was look lady i do this everytime i go to the doctors, i had to collect my urine for a day and kepp it in my fridge... i think i know how to pee in a cup!! so give me the goddamn thing and let me go already before i pee my pants right here!!
I;m so tired of telling this story lol! but it's almost done!
This lady was a clutz!! they hooked me up to those circular pad things that measeure the babys heart beat and the contractions (which i wasn't having any, but jsut to be cautious) well at one point after the 20 minute no lube aloud exam from hell! i go pee again! and she hooks me back up to the monitor and trips over the cords and the round thing snaps my stomach...
the next incident she is trying to hook up the ultrasound machine and can't find the plug and starts tugging on my sheet! which happens to be the only thing covering my lower half! and almost pulls the entire sheet off of me while im sitting there and the doctor and another nurse are bouncingin and out of the room! this woman was nuts!!
well after the hospital visit fromt he twilight zone everythings fine! Little evan just decided he wanted to play kick ball followed by trampoline on my bladder! thank god everything is fine!!! but i didn't get outof the hospital until 1am and had to be up at 6 for work! ... not fun

but newho.. i promise i will not wait this long to update again...things have been a little crazy lately... and i know i promised pictures and i willl get them up here! i just don't know when... hopefully we will have sum good ones taken at the pig roast today!!
laterzzz!!

no time to post enthing today guys. sorri..but you will here all about the bologna festival on monday!!!

hhmm sleep is good!! but i never can get enough!

So! i actually got a nice chunk of sleep last nite! it wasn't enough... if i laid my head down on my desk right now i could definately go back to sleep... i got leave work early yesterday... but only an hour ealy.. it was nice all the same tho...

Other than that not too much is happening.. haven't said a word to my roommate since sunday nite! it's really nice to not have to listen to her talk! i find her voice to be shrill and annoying with a condescending tone.

Dont you just love it when sumone tells you they know what there getting u for ur baby shower... then tells ur mom and sister and won't tell you!!! aarrgghhh, TIffany!!! i will just have to wait... it's only a month and half!... It really should be a surprise and in a week i'll probably forget she said anything, but the nexdt few days will be a slew of guessing games and frivolous attempts to get the info out of my mom... i can probably get it out of chris.. but i don't want to know.. even though i do... FYI peeps, i'm one of those ppl who has to wait to go christmas shopping until right before cuz i can't wait to see the person open there present.. so if i buy it erly i endup giving it to them and buying them another gift right before the holiday. im an early gift giver! its a problem!

justin said the cutest thing last nite.. and good thing he did cuz now we know who the disciplinarian will be with the baby... lol i'm gonna be the pushover! lol tehehehe. it's just that sumtimes Evan kicks so hard it makes me jump back! i told him that and he said "tell him i said Hey Buddy, that's ur mom's stomach not a soccer ball!, you can't be too firm too soon!" lol hahaha i luv it! to be totally honest i almost cried! lol but i cry over everything nowadays.

Oh!! going to my cousin josh's house for dinner tonite!! soo excited.. i haven't seen him in forever!! and his 2 sister's are pregnant!! tiff is 15 weeks and nikki is i think they said about 10 weeks!! by the time everyone is doen there will be enough baby's for a parade!! it's kind of heartbreaking though all at the same time.. Gramma Jean wanted great grandbabys soooo badly!! she was asking when i was gonna pop one out by the time i was 18!! and now that she's gone... everyone's having baby's!!! i'm just holding my breath though... i call dibs on naming a girl after gramma!! if i was having a girl her name would have been Lillian Jean.

although i'm the only single one having a kid in the family... it's kind of depressing...it's actually really depressing...atleast he is sticking around sumwut... i dunno... i should prolly do sum work... i've only been here an hour... it feels like soo much longer... if i were in CA i would still be sleeping... it's only 6am there right now! oy!

so...i'm sitting here at work... wondering, no praying, that they let ppl go hom eerly today... i don't care if its unpaid!! i need sum sleep.. i feel like shit!

So i caved last nite... roommate came home fed her cats and dissapeared for the nite... it was quite nice! or atleast it would have been if nething had been clean... so i caved... i couldn't stand it nemore... it was a fuckin pigstie! (pigsty?? eh, oh well) so i started to clean... got hte living room vaccuumed and picked up... pulled all the furniture out and cleaned behind there cuz roommate said that we had baby cockroaches behind ther.... and infestation she told a mutual friend here at work was the result of my slobbiness... cuz none of the dishes are hers... there all mine... CUZ IM THE ONLY ONE THAT EATS IN THAT APARTMENT!!! bullshit right... newho... so i'm getting everyhting cleaned up, i hadn't planned on doing all the dishes... just most of them, i filled the dishwasher and pulled the remnants of wutever the fuck she conjured up for breakfast this past weekend and through it in the sink. and i turn around and see the 1/4 gallon of milk sitting on the counter... i have no way of knowing how long its been there. atleast a day...
I stood there and debated my options... throw the entire container away.. although i had already taken out 2 full trashbags of trash and had no intentions of walking all the way to the dumpster in the dark behind my apartment complex.. i live in an okay neighborhood.. but its not that nice... so i decide to try my luck and dump it, so we don't have skanky milk sitting in our trash can..so i turn the water on and start pouring... only wut i thot to be nasty warm milk was a massive blob of an ass reaking cottage cheese substance!!!
now.. everyone in my family knows wut the Shaffley Gag is. no one on the preister side has a real good gag reflex... so im already fucked to begin with... and with being pregnant that sense is hightened tremendously!! it wasn't too bad at first.. buti had the windows open and a breeze started to blow all at the same time...

I don't think i need to go into too much detail as to wut happened the second that ass reaking smell hit my nose... 15 minutes of hell..all while bent over a tiolet that i cleaned spotless the week before...
So quesion of the day folks... if im the one causing this so called infestation, why am I throwing out HER 3 day old milk shit?? i don't know how anyone can stand to live like that!!!! i'm losing my mind...
so i just feel like complete and utter shit! i barely slept last nite, i was up and down all nite and the tv blairing in her room was no help to my sleeping process...
my life is shit!

My long weekend was not long enough!!!

soooo ... the 4-day weeekend was great!!! not nearly long enough., but still good!
Me and Justin registered on thursday at target!! still havea whole bunch of stuff to put on there... i was not very organized and so we forgot a bunch of stuff!! but we r gonna need a whole lot on there cuz this could be a massive baby shower! I've got about 50 ppl on my side to invite and justin has about the same amount... now there are a few out of staters but for the most part its all close family and frends... i don't see why most of the ppl would not show up...
Which scares me... it'll be a baby shower on steriods!!!!! so no pam wants to get the community hall instead of having it at the diner... but if there are going to be that many ppl... i dunno... the community center is a little small!! lol... i'm feelinga tad overwhelmed... we haven't even done anything with the invitations yet!! oh! boy!!!

As for the little bugger, he is kicking and punching and practicing his karate moves all around my midsection... i'm surprised there is no internal bleeding! lol... sumtimes he'll kick so hard in the same area, that area will hurt like hell the next day!! like i did a bunch of crunches... i don't know about this kid... i have a feeling he is going to be a handfull!!!

Other than that not too much happened this weekend... sat at my place for thrusday and friday and drove home friday nite... cleaned mom's house on saturday! oh, so much fun! not really... but we did go to chans on saturday!!! yummmmmmm...!!! i luv it! watched a crap ton of movies as usual... Aunt renee came over and stayed the nite saturday... thus impeding our original plans to go see the new harry potter movie!!! arrrgglhh!!!! Am I the only one in the world who has yet to see this movie!!! i think my brother has seen it twice!!!!

Speaking of my brother... funny story...
So our cheeap ass 25$ dvd player finally crapped out on sunday. so i had a good idea... play the movie on justins computer and watch it... the boys got a 26 inch lcd tv he uses as a monitor... so why wouldn't it work... well there was no problem in making the mo vie play.. it was wut i found on his windows media player in the process of loading the movie that was quite shocking... keep in mind jay doesn't really date... he has supposedly been on a date... although watching a movie and holding hands with one of your frends who isn't sure whethere she likes u or not (she ends up staying just frends with him) doesn't really count! so im having sum trouble getting the movie to rip onto his computerso i hop out of the library and hit the now playing tab,..... and guess wut pops up!!!!!! I FOUND MY BROTHERS PORN!!!!! omg!! so i couldn't hide my shock and my mom comes running over like wuts going on?? and i hit play and oh my!!!

Sooo i sat there thinkingof ways to break the news to my brother! cuz all big sisters know that when u find ur little brothers porn stash... u gotta do sumthing.. as gross as it is to even fathom finding it... you've got soo much ammo on him now.. lol..tehehe... yes he is almost 20 and it is his computer... mom can't really say anything... but the embarrassment and shock alone are enough to get sum sort of satisfaction out of this blackmail situation... and i did lol... and my mom knows about it.. lol... it was hilarious!!!

but newho... other than that... not too much else happened... got ahug from justin after we registered... saw him sunday at the diner... didn't get a hug... that boy has more moods than a chick does... one day he's friendly the next he couldn't give a shit.... i dunno...

i'm about ready to fall asleep at my desk.... all i can think about is the mass quantity of dishes that await at home.... that i will most likely end up washing... my roommate is a slob... it's disgusting... i'm boycotting doing any cleaning this week... seeing as she has barely lifted a finger in the past month...i wish i had pictures i could post on here... its the frossest thing known to man!!! you would think 2 guys who have never had to do dishes live in this place... i leave for 2 and a half days and she can't do a goddamn thing!! oh wait.. i think she washed a pan or 2 but only so she could cook sumthin in it!

im at my breaking point.... sumthin needs to be done....she made sum crackpot comment today about being the best procrastinator ever!... lol hahahaha... she obviously doesn't know me or my brother... lol... we invented the saying "later" ... which ultimately means 'NEVER'...
i mite need to go get sum paper plates and plastic cups tonite... The battle has just begun...

I'm feeling very devious today lol... hhmmmmmmm

it's like dawn of the dead! and i'm the only zombie left!

So... i forgot i have yet to blog today.. i should be working!... but as it is...i really don't feel like it!

Thank god today is my friday!!! i have the next 2 days off!! holla! lol

but newho... not much happened since yesterday... my roommate is trying her damnest to drive me crazy... spent an hour in the kitchen last nite cleaning and chopping up a watermelon and making pudding... the dishes needed to be done badly.. we were out of spoons and bowls!! gross.. it was like 2 guys lived in the place.. and since my roommate is apparently boycotting doing the dishes.. i don't think she has picked up a sponge in a month, atleast! it was up to me... so i packed the dishawasher full, and wiped down counters... this entire time she is in her room hashing shit out with her mom...

i gotmost of everything celaned... the inserts inthe stove need tobe pulled out and wahsed badly!! so i thot oh! i'll do that tomorrow cuz i won't have a hlaf hours worth of dishes to do!

i hadn't been sitting down 5 minutes and she comes out of her room and sees the kitchen and goes Oh! great! i can cook now!!

now we all know me and my dad cook the same way.. we can get spaghetti sauce on the inside of cabinets, for cryingoutloud!! we don't have shit on her!!! i thot i was a messy cook!! there are no words to describe how bad it is!! it drives me nuts!! at htis point its about 8:30 at nite... so she goes ahead and starts cooking... needless to say... it all needs to be wiped down again and my almost empty sink is now full, again! and she wants to cook tonite... i can't do it!

and it's not like this is a one time occurrance... she does it everytime i get the kitchen cleaned!!! i cannot for the life of me keep that kitchen cleaned! is it so bad to want to just look at a nice clean kitchen for a day!! i don't ever get to enjoy it!

oh! daily update!! its humid as hell today and my feet look like balloons!!! my right shoe doesnt fit! i'm walking around work with it half on! and ppl are noticing! it does this everytime it gets humid out!!! and drinking anything only makes it worse!

other than that... i believe the next 2 hours will not go by quickly like the rest of the day... i'm stuck here to suffer!!

oy!.... this is gonna be a long day!

Sooo... back from an okay weekend... a few things backfired on me...
didn't do too much after friday.. i drove up to PoHo on saturday to give the infamous baby daddy gas money to get to our doctors appointment monday. Cuz im such a nice person!! and if he missed a 4th appointment in a row i wasn't gonna be veryhappy!!

but other than that... not too much to tell... found out that there will be a 3rd room mate moving in with justin and monica... not too happy about it... i just don't trust the kid! justin's pissed at me cuz its his best frend, but i don't give a shit if its his brother! if i don't feel comfortable with sum1 being around my child on a regular basis, there just won't be any visitation... sole custody here i come!

but newho... so we fought for quite a bit about it sunday night...after everything was said and done i didn't think he would show up on monday but he did...and he was awkwardly nice... he carried the case of water in from the car... after the appointment i started to make lunch and he practically kicked me out of the kitchedn and told me to sit down. he rearranged my utensil drawer...put the toilet paper on the toilet paper roll (which i never do!) and he stayed and ate lunch with me...
After wut was said i expected alot more tense of a situation...wut was said u ask...w ell... not very nice things... to sum it all up "i'll be nothing more to him than the bitch he knocked up" now i said that... but he agreed! i should have beat his ass the minute he walked in... but i knew it would be too easy... it's no fun if he's not gonna fight back... but newho... lots more was said but mainly that he needed to talkt o me more and inform about situations like these cuz i wouldn't let sum1 move into my place with the baby there if he weren't comfortable with it. and more about how if he tried to sumwut be my frend that conversations like these would be probably go alot better... which he agreed to...

but i dunno.. he was strangely nice... i think he almost gave me a hug beofre he left... but i'm not too sure about that one...

but other than that eventfull day. i went home and watched movies all weekend at mom's... oh!!! im going to register on thursday!!! woot!! i think at target and walmart... i like walmarts clothes and they have good prices on bottles and toys... but there selection for travelsystems and pack and plays is quite limited... and i love target!!! i shouldn't affter workign there for 2 and half years and then getting fired.. but.. oh well!!
looks like it's just ramblings today... room mates still driving me nuts... i am counting down the days till i don't have to be there nemore!! good lord... i know i'm stubborn and liek to be right all the time.. but i atleast except the fact that everyone has different opinions and interests... if jen doesn't like it, it's not worth anyones time! some people just need to learn to be a little more open minded!! it's not the end of the world if sum1 doesn't like the same shit as u!! get the fuck over it!!! (and cut ur mullett!)
i guess i should try and get sum work done today... even tho all i want to do is sleep!!

Dead to the world...

soo... i'm going off about 4 hours of sleep... oy! this should be a fun day... i was soo looking forward to getting a good nights sleep, i went to bed at 10!! i had yesterday, so to make sure i could get to sleep at a reasonable time i set my alarm for 7! i went back to bed till 8... but 8 is still early. so newho... went to bed at 10 fell asleep within 10 minutes!! i was soo excited!

I wake up out of no where and look at my phone and it is only 2am!! i figure, okay no biggy.. i'll grab sumthing to drink, hit the bathroom, smoke a quick cigarrette and be back in bed in 10 minutes!

well much to my surprise i repeated this proces about 5 times lol.. minus the cigarette on a few of those... i even had some milk and oreos! and still nothing... i finally started to get tired around 5!! and next thing i know my alarm goes off at 6!!

Needless to say, it was a rough nite...

HAHAHA soo funny story about Kroger, our local grocery store... for the native californians, its like Ralph's!!!
So my grocery shopping trip turned into a feast fest... my cart was half full and the only thing i had gotten from my list was a seedless baby watermelon!! it was mostly junk.. most of that junk was chocolate related! ... my chocolate cravings are being a bit out of hand... which on one hand has helped with my smoking, on the other its doing nothing for my ever growing ba-donka-donk!... i replace cigarettes with pieces of chocolate, frosting, ice cream lol... anything chocoalte really lol... it's all utterly delicious!!
well i finally get everything on my list! (Yeah! thank god!!) and then some!~ i wait 10 mintues to check out cuz instead of making ppl bag there own groceries and lettign the bag boys open up another register.. which would have helped tremendously! i prefer to bag my own groceries!! they only keep the 2 registers amd let everyone wait...
well newho... i have all my stuff, it fills up the conveyor belt and im having issues manuvering the cart around my massive baby stomach!! the cashier holds up the box of razors (venus of course) that i spontaniously thot,,,hhhmm that's a good sale... i think i will pick thosE up... they werent't evena necessity! well they jsut got these new unbreakable locked box things and of course the 2 cashier have no clue how to open them... so they call the manager!.. he is clueless... and after about 10 minutes of pushing and pulling and nothing happening.. he apoligized on numerous occasions and said well i'm just gonna take it outside and break it! i said great! get me the F out of here lol... he couldn't break it... another 10 minutes and a couple phone calls to other managers and stores a beatly looking cashier rumbles up and says (in sumwut of a deep voice) "give 5 minutes and a hammer in the backroom, and u'll be out of here" lol!! i'm dying at this point! im hot, sweaty and my mint chocalte chip icecream is melting! i already spuil a can of coke on the passenger seat of my banged up white mustang! and now im thingking "great, now im gonna need to wipe up melted ice cream".. so i make chit chat witht the manager guy who looks completely mortified that he can't even get a little plastic box open! lol and blurt out... well atleast it wasn't a box of condomns! lol... he turned bright red.. i thot it would take the edge off.. i wasn't mean or nething... but i had a cart full of groceries and a half mile walk up a flight of stairs just to get all this shit in my apartment! and then put it away!! i dunno i thot it was funny...
long story short... got home... hauled all the groceries and got them put away... at the same time realizing that my ignored urge to check the milk in the fridge before i left.. was valid... we now have 2 1/2 gallons of milk that needs to be dranks but the 22 lol... oops!!! it was only like 1.70 for the gallon... good thing i bought the giant boxes of honey nut cheerios and honey bunches of oats!

newho... so im feeling a bit dead to the world today.. i just want to go home put on a movie on the roomies new tv!!! (cuz we can actually see wuts on tv now!!) i've been waiting since tuesday to wach a movie on it... almost did last nite but it was too late and she was home... and she has the attention span of a peanut wen it comes to watching movies... she'll talk through the entire thing! so there is no point in tryin to even watch one with her in the room... if i don't shut my door i almost always have to pause the movie atleast 3 times... lol

but newho.. i shouldn't leave erly today but im thinking it is necessary... atleast i will feel that way until my paycheck comes andi only have enough for rent lol!!
newho.. i'm gonna pretend to work while i sleep at my desk now lol

Oy!!! I'm gonna POP!!!!

SSooooo... i only have a half hour beofre i get to run out of work screaming for joy!!! and i have tomorrow off so i can enjoy it even more!!! i figured i mite write little blurb today beofer i left

sooo... my roommate got her new 32 inch flatscreen HDtv set up last nite... oh! My!! i can see!!!! the tv we were watching before was absolute crap, i think it was quite sum years old and the needed to retire. i don't feel and urgent need tog o get my eyes checked anymore... they still need to be done... but as soon as i thot. lol

newho... next week is sooo exciting... i only have to work 2 days!!! i had originally took thursday and friday off for my thursday check up... and about an hour after i got all the time off approved the office calls and says that ur doctor will not be in thursday or friday.. we need to reschedule u for monday... woot... so now on top of my 2 vacation days next week i had to take monday off as well... un paid...

and yes ... if i had asked i prolly could have swapped my thursday for monday and avoided unpaid days but i already told justin we would go register on thursday and who wants thrusday off and have to come back friday... and it would double my driving to go pick up justin... and then come alll the way back to my place to work. which is quite a drive!!!

but yes... and i believe he is inviting his mom to go... i tried to avoid this at all costs... i love her to death... she just scares the shit out of me!!! lol...
and who wants the mother of the guy who got you pregnant and than left u at your annual Pap!... awkward lol...
but newho i am out of time!!!

Just Passing time...

So i'm sitting in my 4'X6' cell counting down the seconds till i get to wave my disgusing looking badge across the little black box and go home for the nite! And right now the countdown is at 6 hours and 12 minutes... and a few odd seconds... i've got a bit to go!

So i think this blog will go way past the realm of TMI!!

MY BOOBS ARE LEAKING!!

i know being pregnant and all it comes with the territory... but i don't remember who the last women in our family was that was able to actually breastfeed!... so there's really no point in putting me through all this pain and humilliation of having one boob gigantically larger than the other, if i'm not gonna make any milk and have to buy shit tons of formula anyways!!!

They feel like they are going to explode!!! and if you squeeze them more shit comes out!!! I'm a mutant!!!

So here's a list of everything that is currently impeding my ability to be comfortable:
1) feet so swollen i think i'm getting kankles!!
2) Freakishly looking stretch marks all over my stomach(and they hurt!)
3) my bra that doesn't fit... i'm too cheap to go buy a new one so i'm still wearing the one i was wearing before i got pregnant!
4) MAss breakouts!!! I thot ur skin was supposed to clear up and glow when u get pregnant!!! i look like a constellation! Where's the goddamn glow!
5) waddling!!! yes i've started to waddle.. and its not comfortable!
6) not being able to get off the couch and/or rolling out of bed! (AKA: Loss of mobility!)
7) Exploding boobs!
8) oh! and the lovable little munchkin playing ping pong with my vital organs, shoving his feet in my crotch all day, and his lovely irish jig he does on my bladder wen i wait more than 20 minutes to go to the bathroom!
9) Let's not forget the spontaneous fit of tears! i could be watching Dane Cook and start crying for no apparent reason!

I don't mean this to be a bitch fest... but it sort of is!! I, in no way, resent my baby... i jsut think he could be kinder to my body!! lol... but I think of all these things as preparation for whats to come! I know the Power's boys... and i know the boys in my family... and combining the two... well.. i think i'm gonna have one crazy kid!...
adorable, but crazy!

newho... as for the tv situation... looks like there was premise behind it... she was goint o pick up her new tv yesterday that her parents got her... but she couldn't lift it by herself... SOoooo i'm goin with her today to go and get it...
She's been unusually nice lately... it's kind of scary.. we're never mean too each other... just never ridiculously nice... and lately.... it's just been weird.. i dunnooo..
I guess living in peace isn't so bad..

So i've been at this blog thing for a bit now... current countdown 5 hours, 12 minutes and sum odd seconds lol.... omg!!! it's only been an hour!!! shoot me! i've got lunch in 10 tho... there's an hour down.. so technically 4 hours 10 minutes and sum seconds....
Well i'm thinking htis blog is entirely way too long as it is... and it is lunch time! woot!
Thanks for listening frends!

BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE??!!!

Isn't it just sad when you don't even get in the parking lot for your work and you already want to go home! Well, ladies and gents, it's definately one of those days! My ever so wonderful roommate decided she wanted to take her tv into her room last nite. well... her tv is the only tv with a convertor box and antenna in the house! So no news for me this morning... on top of the sneaky tv switch she was moving everything around in her room last nite...at midnite! So, no news, no sleep=headache and puffy eyes!

Oy! but the weekend wasn't too bad... hung out with my mom...again... lol.. it's become a trend. but my dad was home for the weekend... which is rare especially for a holiday weekend. but newho.

Not much to report... the infamous baby daddy seems to be ignoring my texts... He doesn't have a job for the summer and yet he's always too busy to do anything... i know i'm not the easiest person to deal with right now, but it's mainly the hormones... i snap at everyone and he still insists the he's the only one i yell at. he thinks that if he shows up for a doctors visit from time to time that, that's more than enough... it would be nice to be frends and actually hang out and i dunno... watch a movie... eat sum food. but apparently im not important enough to do that. i know myspace is older than dirt at the moment and twitter is the new way to go these days. but if you look at his top frends ( i know, so high school, but u'll see my point.) There are his bands... then family and sum frends an then more bands..... and then way down at the bottom of his list... is me. which i was deliberately put in that spot by him... i was in the family and frends section while we were together, but at sum point after he broke up with me i was moved to the bottom of the list. A bit ironic i think... all of a sudden i'm the last thing he's worried about!

i mean, you really can't even technically call us frends... and it's the saddest thing in the world... i dunno... this is depressing... he's an ass and that's all there is too it... i'm a raging bitch! and he's surprised about that!! after what happened and everything that's been said... how else am i supposed to act! HAppy??!! i think not! i don't want to be a single mom! not exactly what i had planned for my life at this point!

and the fact that i can't have any kind of alcohol during this entire 9 month period (technically 8) really makes it that much harder... i'm not an alcoholic by any means, but on the weekends, and occasionally a wednesday or two, i like my beer!!! nothing fancie nothing fruitie ( they most likeyl come with hangovers if mass quantities are consumed! AKA: THE HYATT, SUMMER 2006) but just a goddamn beer!!! months 3-5 weren't too bad... but im bordering month 6 of this pregnancy i haven't had a a drop of alcohol since february 16th!!! and i am about ready to rip sumbbodies head off... (i'm not responsible for who's head, BTW)

**SIGH** alright! got the breakdown out for the day! Everyone should be safe now... I can't promise anything, but it should be safe...

I guess i should watch how much info i put in here... i currently have only 2 followers... the best followers!! but still only 2... i'm afraid i may be scaring ppl off... keep in mind peeps im almost 6 months pregnant, and i belive it's been scientifically proven that women tend to lose there minds when they are pregnant! so don't be scared...it's only a blog... although i am certified in MySpace stalking, so beware! lol j/k
But i guess some work should get done today! i can only put it off for soo long...

Farewell freinds!

Wrokin 9-5!!!

Good God!!! so... they finally offer to let sum of us leave erly at work today... i barely ever leave erly... i can't really afford it.. lol.. but today i said , u know wut i'm leaving! Did they brign a lovely white piece of paper over to me for me to sign today? NO! They didn't... I'm quite saddened! it would have been a nice day to go...

But newho.... enough bitching... work is sumwut busy today... not really tho... i only have like 40 minutes left... so it shouldn't be too bad... although i am jonesing for a marlboro 27 right now!

Here's a question... how do they make the white stuff in the middle of Oreo's??? it is utterly delicous and if i had a whole bowl of it to put on a cake i bet it would be absolutely fabulous!!
Just a side note there! lol

But there really is nothing clever to report today... i got a shit ton more sleep last nite than the nite before... and my feet are so swollen it looks like i had an allergic reaction to sumthin!!! oh! and did i mention a certain fetus's feet have been shoved in my crotch all day!!! not very comfy!!!

in fact it makes have to pee more!!!

but i'm really just trying to wastet ime here and i kind of don't remember all the stuff i had to saay earlier... oh well... it will come eventually...

BABY'S BABY'S BABY'S

sooo... work is finally busy... but im still bored out of my mind lol... so i thot i would write sum more... oh!! exciting news! the baby kicked my hand for the first time last nite!!! everyone told me i would cry wen it happened... but i didn't... it more or less jsut felt weird... he is kicking harder and harder each day and most of the time its just uncomforable...but i can't really complain... if i didn't feel his feet in my croch all day i would be worried! lol but as it is he weighs about 1 pound right now! and all vital organs look good! he's right where he needs to be!!! hopefully i can get into my moms work this weekend and get the newest ultrasound pix on here! so far he is just like his father! lol he likes to pick his nose, wave his hoohaa around so everyone can see and i believe his goal for the next 3 and half months is to make me as uncomfoartable as possible! lol... i couldn't ask for more! ;D
70 degrees is no longer a comfy sleeping temp. it must be atleast 68 if not lower for me to not sweat my ass off!! not that i couldn't afford to lose sum of the junk that is currently residing in my trunk but then i would have to buy new pants!
my feet were already huge to begin with but now they are big, sweaty( no one told me that would happen) and swollen! all the time!!! i've gone up a shoe size! adn wuts witht he sweating! who knew that when ur pregnant the sweat glands in ur feet decide to work overtime!!!
and i don't want any1 to get the wrong impression, i can't wait for Evan to be born! i'm excited beyond belief! it's just all the things that come with having a child are a bit bothersome lol!

but newho....i'm still at work, i only have like 40 minutes left... it couldn't go any slower... i was really hoping they would let me leave erly today... i have soo muchs hit to do! the exterminators coming tomorro so i need to clean my room, the bathroom and the kitchen! yes i do have a room mate but her idea of a "big improvement" is to get rid of the pop cans on the counter and take out HALF of the trash that's sitting in our hallway...
No secret there, we don't get along very well... i mean, we function civilly cuz we live together but in all reality we really can't stand each other!!! it's nothing either one of us did... or its everything lol.. we're just 2 different people... that should not be living together!
Her perception of things and mine are completely different. for example:
She thinks she grew up poor cuz she couldn't buy the designer clothes everyone else was wearing... her family went on yearly vacations! but she was poor.
I on the other hand, think she had it good. she's always bitching about wut a struglle it was and how she had to be home every nite by 6 to sit down and eat dinner with her family.
I say.... you had the money to buy groceries for all that food!... cuz im pretty sure i remember times in my family where we didn't go grocery shopping for almost a month at a time! cuz there was no money... and yet she was poor one!
Oh yeah and lets not forget the time she told me that she thinks i'm an emotional eater! it was all i could do not to pounce right there! and i can't go to punk rock shows.. cuz im not "punk"
sorri if i like more than one genre of music, that apparently doesn't make me "deep and intellectual"
yeah i'm pretty sure i've 5 times the class and poise her skanky ass "punk" friends do. Atleast i shower on a regular basis! i swear to god if she brings one more person over who doesn't take regular showers, I'm done!
Oh yeah! you heard me! these guys hadn't showered in anywehre from a month to 3 or 4 months... it was revolting.... the minute they left i lysoled, windexed, and scrubbing bubbles everything!!! i think it would be healthier to stick my head in a litter box!!!
I mean seriously! of all the people taht are in the world... she finds the 2 guys that couldn't give a shit!!! and then she sleeps with them!!!!
I don't really like to judge ppl., cuz i don't want them judging me... but where did the standards go??!!! but newho... i should prolly het going i have now only have 10 minutes left... and i need to get ready to run out of here!
I will be back tomorro... with more adventures...

I'm a blog virgin...tehehe!!!

well well well... not sure where to start here...This may be short becausei might be leaving lwork early... Which is i guess a good starting point (i apologize for any atrocious spelling, I text too much, it's an addiction!) Newho, I work for a metlaworking supply company, don't worry family and friends I do not operate any heavy machinery! THe world is safe!!!. lol I take phone orders in my 4 X 6 cell/cubicle... They pay us Customer Sales Rep.'s (CSR's) ridiculous amounts of money to take phone calls all day... it's tidious and boring... but it's a job and it's insurance. And with the new baby coming, both are a necessity... as tempting as welfare sounds... it's not gonna happen.
SOoo.. On to the juicy stuff.... I currently reside in Livonia, MI monday thru friday. On the weekends i retreat to my mothers house an hour and a half north of me. which is frequently called by the city folk as BFE... If you don't know wut that means...u need to get out more...She lives in Yale, The Bologna capitol of the world... nice ha. figures she would pick the cheesiest town to move too. but it suits her with the traveling and bird watching classes at the library, her crochet group and can't leave out the bunko group... I hear there is an entire group on the police force dedicated to busting bunko groups... apparently it is illegal gambling lol... way to go ma! ur a fugitive.
ANd yes to those of you who haven't been notified...I'M PREGNANT!!! I am currently 23-24 weeks and he (yes he!!) is due on October 23rd!!! My mom is ecstatic, my dad is worried, my brother finds it funny and i'm emotionally unstable! Or as the father would refer to it "raging lunatic bitch"... i know, i know it's not the nicest thing to say to the future mother of ur child but he did dump me 3 weeks after we found out! SO, as you can see it hasn't been an easy road lately... I'm going to be a single mother and i have a huge problem with that! but i'm a firm believer that what doesn't kill me will only make me stronger! hopefully lol...but despite our issues we continue to try and be frends and make it work for the baby. We are both very excited and scared shitless... neither one of us planned this and it came as quite a shock to the both of us... I love justin to death but he drives crazy! i'm sure he feels the same way about me.

As it is i'm moody and hormonal and getting along with me is tough!!! i snap at everyone over the stupidest things and cry when those orphan kids and that white bearded santa looking guy are on the tv!!! it's just sad! lol... but other than that... i don't do a whole lot... i can't really....being pregnant and all... i miss drinking... i find it a necessary sacrifice... but not a fun one! I don't think there is anything i wouldn't do for a bud light at this point! well i suppose i should do some kind of work... sorri that this is terribly long and possibly boring... keyword in the blog title "ramblings"!!

Well Hopefully you weren't too bored.. and hopefully if i can get over to heathers this weekend i can get sum pix up... although i am new to this whole blog thing so it may take a bit longer than planned!