Oh My!!! so today is no fun... i believe i have caught a cold! or my tonsilitus is coming back... i have already had it twice this year i'm due for one more go.. i was kind of hoping it woul dmake it's appearance while i was on maternity leave and could consume mass quantities of antibiotics... but with how fucked up the weather has been, it's no surprise that it has struck again....
This whole tonsil thing is usually no big deal...the doctor i have now is quite good at listening to me when i say i need more potent drugs. i asked for a steriod and anitibiotic shot.. i got 2 shots! it was great! i didn't get the whole well let's take these pills for a week and see what happens crap! i know my body i know what's gonna work and what isn't... i have been taking adult antibiotics since i was 6! the dinky shit you prescribe to every average joe is only goining to make this worse! in fact! the virus feeds off of that shit! it thinks it's food!
so i'm sitting here wondering what to do... call my OB or not... she'll definately want me to come in which means they will want money that i owe them.. which i don't have...an i will be in there next monday for a checkup... however whne i left the last appointment she said that if i'm at all feeling sick i should call immediately...at this point i'm pretty sure i am getting sick.. but ther is a little twinge that says "nope! its just prego shit" i think i will wait to see how i am tomorrow... if i still feel like shit.. i will go...
So work is almost done with...and since pretty much all my posts are negative and bitchy i will leave you all with lovely thanksgiving e-mial off of awkwardfamilyphotos.com
Only one of the most entertaing websites known to man! check it out if you get board! the pix on there are hilarious!
This email was posted on the site, it did not come from anyone in my family! lol
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Awkward Family Story: The Thanksgiving Letter
From: Marney
As you all know a fabulous Thanksgiving Dinner does not make itself. I need to ask each of you to help by bringing something to complete the meal. I truly appreciate your offers to assist with the meal preparation.
Now, while I do have quite a sense of humor and joke around all the time, I COULD NOT BE MORE SERIOUS when I am providing you with your Thanksgiving instructions and orders. I am very particular, so please perform your task EXACTLY as I have requested and read your portion very carefully. If I ask you to bring your offering in a container that has a lid, bring your offering in a container WITH A LID, NOT ALUMINUM FOIL! If I ask you to bring a serving spoon for your dish, BRING A SERVING SPOON, NOT A SOUP SPOON! And please do not forget anything.
All food that is to be cooked should already be prepared, bring it hot and ready to serve, warm or room temp. These are your ONLY THREE options. Anything meant to be served cold should, of course, already be cold.
HJB—Dinner wine
The Mike Byron Family1. Turnips in a casserole with a lid and a serving spoon. Please do not fill the casserole all the way up to the top, it gets too messy. I know this may come as a bit of a surprise to you, but most of us hate turnips so don’t feel like you a have to feed an army.2. Two half gallons of ice cream, one must be VANILLA, I don’t care what the other one is. No store brands please. I did see an ad this morning for Hagan Daz Peppermint Bark Ice Cream, yum!! (no pressure here, though).3. Toppings for the ice cream.4. A case of bottled water, NOT gallons, any brand is ok.
The Bob Byron Family1. Green beans or asparagus (not both) in a casserole with a lid and a serving spoon. If you are making the green beans, please prepare FOUR pounds, if you are making asparagus please prepare FIVE pounds. It is up to you how you wish to prepare them, no soupy sauces, no cheese (you know how Mike is), a light sprinkling of toasted nuts, or pancetta, or some EVOO would be a nice way to jazz them up.2. A case of beer of your choice (I have Coors Light and Corona) or a bottle of clos du bois chardonnay (you will have to let me know which you will bring prior to 11/22).
The Lisa Byron Chesterford Family1. Lisa as a married woman you are now required to contribute at the adult level. You can bring an hors d’ouvres. A few helpful hints/suggestions. Keep it very light, and non-filling, NO COCKTAIL SAUCE, no beans of any kind. I think your best bet would be a platter of fresh veggies and dip. Not a huge platter mind you (i.e., not the plastic platter from the supermarket).
The Michelle Bobble Family1. Stuffing in a casserole with a serving spoon. Please make the stuffing sans meat.2. 2.5-3 qts. of mashed squash in a casserole with a lid and serving spoon3. Proscuitto pin wheel - please stick to the recipe, no need to bring a plate.4. A pie knife
The June Davis Family1. 15 LBS of mashed potatoes in a casserole with a serving spoon. Please do not use the over-size blue serving dish you used last year. Because you are making such a large batch you can do one of two things: put half the mash in a regulation size casserole with lid and put the other half in a plastic container and we can just replenish with that or use two regulation size casserole dishes with lids. Only one serving spoon is needed.2. A bottle of clos du bois chardonnay
The Amy Misto Family (why do I even bother she will never read this)1. A pumpkin pie in a pie dish (please use my silver palate recipe) no knife needed.2. An apple pie in a pie dish, you can use your own recipe, no knife needed.
Looking forward to the 28th!!
Marney
Monday, August 31, 2009
Thursday, August 27, 2009
FAT COWS!!!!
Oh boy! i'm on a roll.. seconde update in 2 days!...
Just an FYI i told my mom that we must take pictures this weekend and get them on the internet! i have put it off for too long... i had every intention of doing it last weekend, i even brang my makeup home with me... and i haven't worn makeup in months!!!! its quite frightening! Soooo... i won't promise anything but i have every intention of getting photos up here!
I must say that was qutie a mental breakdown yesterday... kind of lost it there for a bit. but after a very nasty mysapce status, angry red face and all i did get a message sent. although i am a bit curious as to how he might be getting on the internet. His phone doesn't work and he said that monicas should be turned on tomorrow. well dear, Monicas already got status messages up saying that her phone is back on. but if he is under the impression that monicas phone is not on how is he getting on myspace?? that would be the big question of the day!
(and i yes i know this seems a tad stalkerish, but its not... i was a detective in a former life... those kind of skills don't ever leave you!)
where exactly is he going or who exactly is coming over. obviously someone comfortable enought to let him use their phone. and it was in the middle of the night cuz i didn't go to be until 11:30 and i was on right before i went to sleep.
hhmm...lots of unanswered questions...Like the TAPS team i have some investigating to do.
I'm jsut a curious person really. my parents raised me to be comfortable asking questions and i like to think that i am quite observant, the 2 combined are a lethal combination.
but hopefully today goes by quickly... my lunch buddy swapped shifts with someone today so it's just me aand my pop tart.
They haven't let anybody leave ear;y in a few days... i kind of hope they do today... it would be nice to sleep some more...newho... it is about that time, andi have to pee... lol...Too much i know, but i go about twice and hour nowadays... its qutie exhausting!
Just an FYI i told my mom that we must take pictures this weekend and get them on the internet! i have put it off for too long... i had every intention of doing it last weekend, i even brang my makeup home with me... and i haven't worn makeup in months!!!! its quite frightening! Soooo... i won't promise anything but i have every intention of getting photos up here!
I must say that was qutie a mental breakdown yesterday... kind of lost it there for a bit. but after a very nasty mysapce status, angry red face and all i did get a message sent. although i am a bit curious as to how he might be getting on the internet. His phone doesn't work and he said that monicas should be turned on tomorrow. well dear, Monicas already got status messages up saying that her phone is back on. but if he is under the impression that monicas phone is not on how is he getting on myspace?? that would be the big question of the day!
(and i yes i know this seems a tad stalkerish, but its not... i was a detective in a former life... those kind of skills don't ever leave you!)
where exactly is he going or who exactly is coming over. obviously someone comfortable enought to let him use their phone. and it was in the middle of the night cuz i didn't go to be until 11:30 and i was on right before i went to sleep.
hhmm...lots of unanswered questions...Like the TAPS team i have some investigating to do.
I'm jsut a curious person really. my parents raised me to be comfortable asking questions and i like to think that i am quite observant, the 2 combined are a lethal combination.
but hopefully today goes by quickly... my lunch buddy swapped shifts with someone today so it's just me aand my pop tart.
They haven't let anybody leave ear;y in a few days... i kind of hope they do today... it would be nice to sleep some more...newho... it is about that time, andi have to pee... lol...Too much i know, but i go about twice and hour nowadays... its qutie exhausting!
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
ALL MEN ARE DICKS!
So i have titled this blog "All men are Dicks". I believe it is pretty self explanatory as to what this blog will be mostly about!
Men!! and the stupid asswhole things they do.
By now, we all know that me and justin (aka: Baby Daddy, not to be cunfused with JW, my brother) are not together... we haven't been for quite some time... it took a while to get to a point that ic ould actually talk to him without bitching at him.
Well, things have been really good lately... we've been talking and everything seemed to back to a friendly manner.
Well, Justin's phone was shut off a week and a half ago. He was nice enought ot let me know that i wouldn't be able to get a hold of him but if i needed anything i could call monica. okay. what ever... he doesn't have a job right now. not until school starts back up again. which won't be too much longer so there is no point in trying to get a job at this piont.
well i've tried to get a hold of monica and her phone was shtu off too... now i have already gone over the scenario of "what if something happens and i can't get a hold of you" but all in all it would be his fault. he didnt' have a job set up for the summer and now he's broke and has no money.
So... i have been pretty bored the past week or so cuz i don't text or call a lot of ppl. i mainly talk to justin and a select few others... well i've been really bored and calling my mom about 2-3 times aday... i'm sure she is getting annoyed. in fact i can tell she is annoyed lol...
well to shorten u p an already long story...
i was bored last night and went on myspace just to look around and i'm still waiting on a couple ppl to message me back their addresses cuz i sent some invitations out and they were returned. guess who i see on his myspace. none other than the asswipe himself. they don't have interent the only way he can get on his mysapce is on his phone. so i'm thinking... maybe he'll send me a message. i would think that since he hasn't talked to the woman carrying his son in over a week that he might be sligthly interested in how i am doing. one would think right?? well apparently i think wrong... cuz no message was sent. no comment was left. no call was made. now it's very possible that he was on sum1 else's phone or at someones house on their computer. but if your myspace is so important ot you that you find a way to check it even when your phone isn't working... i apparently am not important enough to be one of the few who is contacted in his search for internet/phone capabilities...
So, i'm a tad on the IRate side... nto pissed or mad... but IRATE!!
I'M CARRYING YOUR FUCKING SON!!! I'M ABOUT TO GIVE BIRTH IN LESS THAN 2 MONTHS TO YOUR CHILD!!! and he isn't the slightest bit interested in how i might be doing??? what an asshole!!! he makes me feel like all i am is s fucking surrigate... he doesn't give a shit!!!
not even just a little bit... and part of me knew he wouldn't call but part of me thot "Well, i am carrying his child, i can't see why he wouldn't be concerned."
Nope, not one bit. he's out taking joy rides with frends and getting new tattoos and having a the fucking time of his life while i'm stuck with a roommate who annoys the shti out of me...barely any friends and a stomach and ass that won't stop getting fatter!!!! i'm all by myself...
iT MUST BE NICE TO BE ABLE TO FORGET ABOUT THE FACT THAT WE ARE ABOUT TO HAVE A CHILD TO CARE FOR, AND JSUT GO ON LIVING YOUR LIFE LIKE NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED!!! I'VE SPENT 7 MONTHS WONDERIGN WHAT THAT WOULD FEEL LIKE! YOU CUKIN PIECE OF SHIT!!!!
Men!! and the stupid asswhole things they do.
By now, we all know that me and justin (aka: Baby Daddy, not to be cunfused with JW, my brother) are not together... we haven't been for quite some time... it took a while to get to a point that ic ould actually talk to him without bitching at him.
Well, things have been really good lately... we've been talking and everything seemed to back to a friendly manner.
Well, Justin's phone was shut off a week and a half ago. He was nice enought ot let me know that i wouldn't be able to get a hold of him but if i needed anything i could call monica. okay. what ever... he doesn't have a job right now. not until school starts back up again. which won't be too much longer so there is no point in trying to get a job at this piont.
well i've tried to get a hold of monica and her phone was shtu off too... now i have already gone over the scenario of "what if something happens and i can't get a hold of you" but all in all it would be his fault. he didnt' have a job set up for the summer and now he's broke and has no money.
So... i have been pretty bored the past week or so cuz i don't text or call a lot of ppl. i mainly talk to justin and a select few others... well i've been really bored and calling my mom about 2-3 times aday... i'm sure she is getting annoyed. in fact i can tell she is annoyed lol...
well to shorten u p an already long story...
i was bored last night and went on myspace just to look around and i'm still waiting on a couple ppl to message me back their addresses cuz i sent some invitations out and they were returned. guess who i see on his myspace. none other than the asswipe himself. they don't have interent the only way he can get on his mysapce is on his phone. so i'm thinking... maybe he'll send me a message. i would think that since he hasn't talked to the woman carrying his son in over a week that he might be sligthly interested in how i am doing. one would think right?? well apparently i think wrong... cuz no message was sent. no comment was left. no call was made. now it's very possible that he was on sum1 else's phone or at someones house on their computer. but if your myspace is so important ot you that you find a way to check it even when your phone isn't working... i apparently am not important enough to be one of the few who is contacted in his search for internet/phone capabilities...
So, i'm a tad on the IRate side... nto pissed or mad... but IRATE!!
I'M CARRYING YOUR FUCKING SON!!! I'M ABOUT TO GIVE BIRTH IN LESS THAN 2 MONTHS TO YOUR CHILD!!! and he isn't the slightest bit interested in how i might be doing??? what an asshole!!! he makes me feel like all i am is s fucking surrigate... he doesn't give a shit!!!
not even just a little bit... and part of me knew he wouldn't call but part of me thot "Well, i am carrying his child, i can't see why he wouldn't be concerned."
Nope, not one bit. he's out taking joy rides with frends and getting new tattoos and having a the fucking time of his life while i'm stuck with a roommate who annoys the shti out of me...barely any friends and a stomach and ass that won't stop getting fatter!!!! i'm all by myself...
iT MUST BE NICE TO BE ABLE TO FORGET ABOUT THE FACT THAT WE ARE ABOUT TO HAVE A CHILD TO CARE FOR, AND JSUT GO ON LIVING YOUR LIFE LIKE NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED!!! I'VE SPENT 7 MONTHS WONDERIGN WHAT THAT WOULD FEEL LIKE! YOU CUKIN PIECE OF SHIT!!!!
Thursday, August 20, 2009
I Believe that i am just too tired to care at this point... i need to do laundry... i'm wearing the same pants i wore monday... and not they haven't been washed... i barely brushed my hair today after i got out of the shower and i have almost burst into tears about 3 times already this morning... i'm such a wuss... only 2 months left and i'm really not sure how i feel about it... i see the pictures of my nephew and think "god i can't wiat till Evan is that big!!" and then i look down at my belly and think "why didn't make him keep the condomn on???" it's hard to be excited and scared at the same time... i always wanted a kid... just not right now...
It will be okay...
SO i'm tired as hell, i feel gross and i just want to go pick up my ghost hunters DVD and curl up and eat ice cream the rest of the night!.
Newho it's almost time for me to go home..
It will be okay...
SO i'm tired as hell, i feel gross and i just want to go pick up my ghost hunters DVD and curl up and eat ice cream the rest of the night!.
Newho it's almost time for me to go home..
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Oy! sooo did i tel you guys that i finallys aw harry potter a couple weeks ago... i was quite dissapointed...it jumped around and the sotry was never complete... i'm excited that the 7th book was split into 2 movies but if they r gonna be like the 6th one... i don't want to see them!!!
Oh!!! we are filling out invites to my baby shower this weekend!! my mom's last count of invitees was 65!! it does include sum out of state ppl that unfortunately won't be able to make it... it's okay guys.. walmart has free site to store shipping and i am also registered at target!!**wink wink** i do also accept gift cards and money orders!! please be sure to spell my name right! lol j/k guys!!
hhmm not much is goin on other than that... roomies still annoying the shit out of me.. even wen she sleeps!! her litter box has been stinking up the living room since sunday!!! but she still comes home right after work and sleeps all nite!! and then bitches that she didn't get any sleep taht night.. well duh! if you sleep for 7 hours after work.. ur prolly not gonna sleep the rest of the night! she finally cleaned it out last night!! thank god... another day and i would have jsut stuck it in her room!! if i weren't pregnant i would have done that too!!! along witht the vaccuming and the dishes!! she hasn't lifted a fucking finger in weeks.. oh! wiait.. she did straighten up the coffe table... which consisted of shoving everythign under the coffee table... oh! found where all my missing cups went... they were in her car.. collecting mold! and guess who had to wash them??!!! that's right kids.. me... i just keep thinking.. only 2 months left!!! it's the ony thing that keeps me sane... god i could really use a beer right about now... and yes it is 7am right now... but as my good frend/parrot head always says.. it's 5 o'clock sumwhere... i know for a fact she is probably shitfaced right about now... she's goin to the buffett concert!! not my fave singer but he's got the irght attitude about life..."drink up bitches!!"... okay i may be paraphrasing...
let's think...fun stories.... yeah... i have no life... so there are not too many fun stories left... not for a while anyways... i think my car is about to die! i believe my transmission is going... wut fun!!!
i hope today is slow... i would love to go home erly.. i really can't afford it.. but part of me doesn't really care...hopefully this kid si nicer to me today than yesterday.. i hurt like a beast.. i was a one man walking circus yesterday... im pretty sure my ribs were used as a trapeze act and my bladder and stomach as diving board and pool!! my stomach has gotten bigger... along with my boobs... i can shoot liquid out of my nipples... i actually got sum good distance last nite.. disgusting but fascinating... but still gross... cuz if i don't try andg et sum of it out myself the minute i taek my bra off after work i have a wet spot starting to form on my shirt.. and they kind of stain... so if i do it myself it's all good... so yes i will say it... i milk myself!! it's kind of pathetic!! but it must be done!!...
other than that i really just want this kid to come out already! everyone keeps sayign jsut wait another month and u'll be so uncomfoartable!!! i'm already uncomfortable.. i cant really bend over all that well.. i can only sit 2 different ways! my feet and ankles continue to swell to the size of softballs!! and i am having the freakiest dreams u could possibly think of!!! the other nite i had one about a lovely reunion of ex boyfrends...i was still pregnant.. justin was no where to be found. and the baby starts kicking.. well you know how they say that right around your last month sumtimes you can tell if the baby is pushing on your belly with his hand or his foot.. well i notice in my dream that u can see his foot.. i grab my phone to take a video of it to show justin and i look down and my skin is stretching and the baby's foot is coming out of the side of my stomach.. all the way up to the ankle... i look closer and u can count the tiny toes... he had like 20 toes!!! i woke up after that!! it was just too freaky!!!
I realized the other night that i only have 11 weeks left!! i'm between 29 and 30 weeks right now!! and i'm massive!! tiff i will send you a pic tonite via text... my mom is jsut realizing that we really haven't taken too many photos of me while i have been pregnant... i feel like a cow so im kind of okay with just having the ones on my phone... i know its sumthing ppl usually want to document.. but i'm massive!! and i'm ony gonna get bigger!! .. but she wants to take sum.. and did i mention she has a face book!! holy shit i dont even have a face book1!!!! so i will see if i can get her to load them up this weekend..i need to go into her office neways so i can see the pix that tiff put up on her blog!! they sound funny!! i'm sure i will piss my pants with laughter!!! which we all know has ahppened before!!! i still have pix on my camera... which maybe one day i will share them with the world... as of yet.. they will reamian on my camera!!
All i keep thinking is if i jsut keep typing i will stay awake!! it's not helping... so i will be done for now... i have my usual sites to peruse..awkwardfamilyphotos.com, us weekly and people magazine... get my daily gossip in!!
later frends!!
Oh!!! we are filling out invites to my baby shower this weekend!! my mom's last count of invitees was 65!! it does include sum out of state ppl that unfortunately won't be able to make it... it's okay guys.. walmart has free site to store shipping and i am also registered at target!!**wink wink** i do also accept gift cards and money orders!! please be sure to spell my name right! lol j/k guys!!
hhmm not much is goin on other than that... roomies still annoying the shit out of me.. even wen she sleeps!! her litter box has been stinking up the living room since sunday!!! but she still comes home right after work and sleeps all nite!! and then bitches that she didn't get any sleep taht night.. well duh! if you sleep for 7 hours after work.. ur prolly not gonna sleep the rest of the night! she finally cleaned it out last night!! thank god... another day and i would have jsut stuck it in her room!! if i weren't pregnant i would have done that too!!! along witht the vaccuming and the dishes!! she hasn't lifted a fucking finger in weeks.. oh! wiait.. she did straighten up the coffe table... which consisted of shoving everythign under the coffee table... oh! found where all my missing cups went... they were in her car.. collecting mold! and guess who had to wash them??!!! that's right kids.. me... i just keep thinking.. only 2 months left!!! it's the ony thing that keeps me sane... god i could really use a beer right about now... and yes it is 7am right now... but as my good frend/parrot head always says.. it's 5 o'clock sumwhere... i know for a fact she is probably shitfaced right about now... she's goin to the buffett concert!! not my fave singer but he's got the irght attitude about life..."drink up bitches!!"... okay i may be paraphrasing...
let's think...fun stories.... yeah... i have no life... so there are not too many fun stories left... not for a while anyways... i think my car is about to die! i believe my transmission is going... wut fun!!!
i hope today is slow... i would love to go home erly.. i really can't afford it.. but part of me doesn't really care...hopefully this kid si nicer to me today than yesterday.. i hurt like a beast.. i was a one man walking circus yesterday... im pretty sure my ribs were used as a trapeze act and my bladder and stomach as diving board and pool!! my stomach has gotten bigger... along with my boobs... i can shoot liquid out of my nipples... i actually got sum good distance last nite.. disgusting but fascinating... but still gross... cuz if i don't try andg et sum of it out myself the minute i taek my bra off after work i have a wet spot starting to form on my shirt.. and they kind of stain... so if i do it myself it's all good... so yes i will say it... i milk myself!! it's kind of pathetic!! but it must be done!!...
other than that i really just want this kid to come out already! everyone keeps sayign jsut wait another month and u'll be so uncomfoartable!!! i'm already uncomfortable.. i cant really bend over all that well.. i can only sit 2 different ways! my feet and ankles continue to swell to the size of softballs!! and i am having the freakiest dreams u could possibly think of!!! the other nite i had one about a lovely reunion of ex boyfrends...i was still pregnant.. justin was no where to be found. and the baby starts kicking.. well you know how they say that right around your last month sumtimes you can tell if the baby is pushing on your belly with his hand or his foot.. well i notice in my dream that u can see his foot.. i grab my phone to take a video of it to show justin and i look down and my skin is stretching and the baby's foot is coming out of the side of my stomach.. all the way up to the ankle... i look closer and u can count the tiny toes... he had like 20 toes!!! i woke up after that!! it was just too freaky!!!
I realized the other night that i only have 11 weeks left!! i'm between 29 and 30 weeks right now!! and i'm massive!! tiff i will send you a pic tonite via text... my mom is jsut realizing that we really haven't taken too many photos of me while i have been pregnant... i feel like a cow so im kind of okay with just having the ones on my phone... i know its sumthing ppl usually want to document.. but i'm massive!! and i'm ony gonna get bigger!! .. but she wants to take sum.. and did i mention she has a face book!! holy shit i dont even have a face book1!!!! so i will see if i can get her to load them up this weekend..i need to go into her office neways so i can see the pix that tiff put up on her blog!! they sound funny!! i'm sure i will piss my pants with laughter!!! which we all know has ahppened before!!! i still have pix on my camera... which maybe one day i will share them with the world... as of yet.. they will reamian on my camera!!
All i keep thinking is if i jsut keep typing i will stay awake!! it's not helping... so i will be done for now... i have my usual sites to peruse..awkwardfamilyphotos.com, us weekly and people magazine... get my daily gossip in!!
later frends!!
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
sooo sleeepy!!!!
SSoooo had my doctors appointment yesterday! everything went well... kind of wish i had another ultrasound soon tho... as it is i have to wait until after my next appointment in 4 weeks...which happens to be the daya fter labor day... the first day of school for justin so he won't be able to go... it's all good tho... that means he has to be at the ultrasound! he's only seent he first ultrasound we had way back in the day! so it should be exciting!!
Other than that not oo much has happened since my last update... went to the pig roast saturday and slept through a massive thunder storm...i am like a rock!!! hahaha... the weather was disgusting this past weekend!!! absolutely gross!! it's days like sudnay that i really hate michigan!! 90 friggin degrees outside and 160 % humidity! you couldn't breathe without sweating!!! i actually turned the air on in my car for the first time this summer!!!
I miss CA... wutever happened to 90 degrees and NO humidity!!! where it was actually worth it to get in the shower... if i had tried to shower on sunday i never would have been able to dry off!!!
but nehwo... im uber tired today.. i shouldn't be... i took a 2 hour nap after my appointment yesterday and went to bed at 10:30'
But its all good cuz i get to leave early!!
laters!!
Other than that not oo much has happened since my last update... went to the pig roast saturday and slept through a massive thunder storm...i am like a rock!!! hahaha... the weather was disgusting this past weekend!!! absolutely gross!! it's days like sudnay that i really hate michigan!! 90 friggin degrees outside and 160 % humidity! you couldn't breathe without sweating!!! i actually turned the air on in my car for the first time this summer!!!
I miss CA... wutever happened to 90 degrees and NO humidity!!! where it was actually worth it to get in the shower... if i had tried to shower on sunday i never would have been able to dry off!!!
but nehwo... im uber tired today.. i shouldn't be... i took a 2 hour nap after my appointment yesterday and went to bed at 10:30'
But its all good cuz i get to leave early!!
laters!!
Saturday, August 8, 2009
I apologize immensley!!!
Soooo... how's it goin kids??!! not too bad on my end... however it is saturday and i have been up since 6am!! It may sound like i am bright eyed and bushy tailed at the moment... don't be fooled, it's all sarcasm!! i hate working saturdays!! but a friend needed the day off and i wanted 2 days off in the middle of the week! i'm greedy when it comes to my time off! tehehe...which worked out really well... I think me and justin have finally finished the baby registry!! woot!! although.. seeing as i really have no clue what i'm doing when it comes to shit like this, we basically walked up and down each and every aisle and scanned the stuff we liked! lol...not very veryorganized but effective enough to work... and seeing as this is our first child, we don't know shit about which nipples/bottles to use or what brand of diapers we prefer... FYI we don't need any newborn diapers! we have graciously recieved a bajillion(yes i know not a word!) packs of newborn diapers from frends and family! :) and from what my lovely older neighbor believes after seeing me dragging my ass up the ONE flight of stairs to my apartment, he's gonna be quite a big boy! god luv ya catherine... you are older and wiser! and it scares me! i really don't think anyone is all that excited about trying to push a watermellon through a hole the size of a large lemon!! and for the tiny hole to have to grow to lemon size is unfathomable in itself, let alone squeezing a watermelon through it! i mean, it's not all that great getting a pap and that speculum they shove up u isn't all that big! it makes me wonder how us women enjoy sex sumtimes!! and now, wen they give me my exams.. i've had too many too count at this point...they refuse to use any kind of lubrication! (it interferes with the test results) bullshit! atleas with the lube i could barely feel it.. just a tad uncomfortable! it's outragious how much worse it is without it!!!
As for the little man, he is doing great!! i have my next doctors appointment on monday!! which justin AND his mother will be at!! oy! this should be fun!!! i love her to death.. i've known since i was 16, but she scares the living shit right of me!!! the most intimidating person i have ever met!! i even had a dream last night that she beat sum1 up!! and the scary part is, is that she probably could do it!! lol
We did have a bit of a scare a couple weeks ago.,.. but no worries everythign is fine!! it was a thursday nite and i was watching knocked up! (story of my life right?! lol) except i think the ending will not be the same for me! newho... so i was finishing up the movie and about to go to bed and i start feeling these weird jabbing pains in my stomach and hooolielala area and i get a little concerned... i had already called my mom twice that evening for no apparent reasons other than that i was bored and if i called her again i'm pretty sure it wouldn't have been good! lol...well then the potty parade began 3 times in less than 10 minutes!! and then i started to feel it seep out! i go into my room and my ever so cute pink panties are soaked! then i called my mom! after that i tried the doctors office to see if there was sum type of emergency line to call for freaking out first time mothers!! it just said to go to the hospital! so after consulting my mother we decided it was a good idea that i go! as i'm waddling my self to my car! (which i parked out by the dumpster so i could clean it out) it felt like a half mile away! i'm speed dialing baby daddy to let him know!... which was kind of pointless seeing as he has no gas in his car and no money to put gas in it! school doesn't start back up until labor day, until then, he's broke...the funniest part is that earlier that week my driver side door stopped shutting! it would only shut if you lifted it up from the outside!! so as i am explaining my symptoms to him i am cautiously climbing into my car through the passenger side!! i drive a 96 mustang! not an easy task wen you are 6 months pregnant! so after a heated conversation which started with him asking me "what am i supposed to do, i can't drive down there?" and ended with me telling him to do wutever the fuck he wants, but i'm going to the hospital whether he's there or not! i was on my way! now i did get sum grief as for driving myself to the hospital..it's only 5 miles away from my apartment and i knew i would be able to get myself there faster than ne1 else! do not worry i have been warned to not do it again! and to call my aunt who only lives 15 minutes away from me!
Unfortunately, for you readers.. this is only the tip of the iceburg for this story! i will try to shorten it up a bit,., but ne1 who knows me, knows that my stories are rarely short and any attempts to shorten them only make them longer! so on with it!
i get to the hospital and go in the back by the maternity ward and all the lights are off! i being frazzled and not sure wut to do, don't try to open the door! stupid mistake... well a nurse walks in behind me and and asks if i need help... i said well yeah i need help iw ouldn't be here if i didn't! i just don't know where to go! she asked if i needed maternity or emergency? i told her i don't know i'm 6 months pregnant and sumthing is not right i need to be looked at! so she walks me all the way down to emergency... at the front of the hospital!!! so i go up to the desk and tell them wut is going on. there is a nurse and an old security gaurd... the nurse tells me i should be in maternity! i said okay point me in the right direction! she oh no! your not walking anywhere and the nurse that walked you down here is in sum deep shit! so she looks at the security gaurd and asks if he wants to get me a wheel chari and push me down there or if she should go get a nurse... 3 minutes it took this guy to decide! lazy ass son of a bitch!! get off your ass and do sumthing u old fart! i ended up with a nurse thank god!! but get this! the guy gets me the wheel cahri atleast and brings it over and then asks me if i wanted a wider chair!!! now i am 6 months pregnant!!! i am not sumbody you want to call fat right about now!!! i was shocked!! i know im not the skinniest but i'll be damned if im gonna let sum asswipe with a flashlight insinuate that i have a huge ass that can't fit in a normal size wheel chair... my jaw literally dropped!! i looked at the guy (not very nicely i might add) and said NO! I DO NOT NEED A WIDER WHEEL CHAIR!! and shoeved my ass in the one he was holding! and yes i fit just fine thank you very much!!! i do feel bad howver for the nurse that had to push me all the way back to maternity!! she was quite nice! so i get to the desk and i'm thinking they would rush me right into a room, rip off my pants and dive right in to figure out what was wrong!!! nope... the receptionist lady starts reviewing all of my info on there.. and asking stupid questions like "do you have anyone names as pwer of attorney yet?" no, maam i don't i'm not here to update my shit i need to make sure everything is okay!... "well, it's really asmart thing to have in order whenever you may be visiting a hospital" meanwhile my rage is bubbling, i have to pee, and i can feel the stuff seeping slowly but surely out of me!! all while fighting back tears cuz lord know i was scared shitless at this point!!
So i sign sum papers and finally get into a room probably 10 minutes later... i thinki got the oldes nurse in the bunch! her foundation was way too dark and left a lovely line across her sagging neck, bright pink old school lipstick with blush to match and caked on eyeliner.. this lady was a piece of work! i'm about ready to burst and she's trying to tell me how to pee in a cup!! i was look lady i do this everytime i go to the doctors, i had to collect my urine for a day and kepp it in my fridge... i think i know how to pee in a cup!! so give me the goddamn thing and let me go already before i pee my pants right here!!
I;m so tired of telling this story lol! but it's almost done!
This lady was a clutz!! they hooked me up to those circular pad things that measeure the babys heart beat and the contractions (which i wasn't having any, but jsut to be cautious) well at one point after the 20 minute no lube aloud exam from hell! i go pee again! and she hooks me back up to the monitor and trips over the cords and the round thing snaps my stomach...
the next incident she is trying to hook up the ultrasound machine and can't find the plug and starts tugging on my sheet! which happens to be the only thing covering my lower half! and almost pulls the entire sheet off of me while im sitting there and the doctor and another nurse are bouncingin and out of the room! this woman was nuts!!
well after the hospital visit fromt he twilight zone everythings fine! Little evan just decided he wanted to play kick ball followed by trampoline on my bladder! thank god everything is fine!!! but i didn't get outof the hospital until 1am and had to be up at 6 for work! ... not fun
but newho.. i promise i will not wait this long to update again...things have been a little crazy lately... and i know i promised pictures and i willl get them up here! i just don't know when... hopefully we will have sum good ones taken at the pig roast today!!
laterzzz!!
As for the little man, he is doing great!! i have my next doctors appointment on monday!! which justin AND his mother will be at!! oy! this should be fun!!! i love her to death.. i've known since i was 16, but she scares the living shit right of me!!! the most intimidating person i have ever met!! i even had a dream last night that she beat sum1 up!! and the scary part is, is that she probably could do it!! lol
We did have a bit of a scare a couple weeks ago.,.. but no worries everythign is fine!! it was a thursday nite and i was watching knocked up! (story of my life right?! lol) except i think the ending will not be the same for me! newho... so i was finishing up the movie and about to go to bed and i start feeling these weird jabbing pains in my stomach and hooolielala area and i get a little concerned... i had already called my mom twice that evening for no apparent reasons other than that i was bored and if i called her again i'm pretty sure it wouldn't have been good! lol...well then the potty parade began 3 times in less than 10 minutes!! and then i started to feel it seep out! i go into my room and my ever so cute pink panties are soaked! then i called my mom! after that i tried the doctors office to see if there was sum type of emergency line to call for freaking out first time mothers!! it just said to go to the hospital! so after consulting my mother we decided it was a good idea that i go! as i'm waddling my self to my car! (which i parked out by the dumpster so i could clean it out) it felt like a half mile away! i'm speed dialing baby daddy to let him know!... which was kind of pointless seeing as he has no gas in his car and no money to put gas in it! school doesn't start back up until labor day, until then, he's broke...the funniest part is that earlier that week my driver side door stopped shutting! it would only shut if you lifted it up from the outside!! so as i am explaining my symptoms to him i am cautiously climbing into my car through the passenger side!! i drive a 96 mustang! not an easy task wen you are 6 months pregnant! so after a heated conversation which started with him asking me "what am i supposed to do, i can't drive down there?" and ended with me telling him to do wutever the fuck he wants, but i'm going to the hospital whether he's there or not! i was on my way! now i did get sum grief as for driving myself to the hospital..it's only 5 miles away from my apartment and i knew i would be able to get myself there faster than ne1 else! do not worry i have been warned to not do it again! and to call my aunt who only lives 15 minutes away from me!
Unfortunately, for you readers.. this is only the tip of the iceburg for this story! i will try to shorten it up a bit,., but ne1 who knows me, knows that my stories are rarely short and any attempts to shorten them only make them longer! so on with it!
i get to the hospital and go in the back by the maternity ward and all the lights are off! i being frazzled and not sure wut to do, don't try to open the door! stupid mistake... well a nurse walks in behind me and and asks if i need help... i said well yeah i need help iw ouldn't be here if i didn't! i just don't know where to go! she asked if i needed maternity or emergency? i told her i don't know i'm 6 months pregnant and sumthing is not right i need to be looked at! so she walks me all the way down to emergency... at the front of the hospital!!! so i go up to the desk and tell them wut is going on. there is a nurse and an old security gaurd... the nurse tells me i should be in maternity! i said okay point me in the right direction! she oh no! your not walking anywhere and the nurse that walked you down here is in sum deep shit! so she looks at the security gaurd and asks if he wants to get me a wheel chari and push me down there or if she should go get a nurse... 3 minutes it took this guy to decide! lazy ass son of a bitch!! get off your ass and do sumthing u old fart! i ended up with a nurse thank god!! but get this! the guy gets me the wheel cahri atleast and brings it over and then asks me if i wanted a wider chair!!! now i am 6 months pregnant!!! i am not sumbody you want to call fat right about now!!! i was shocked!! i know im not the skinniest but i'll be damned if im gonna let sum asswipe with a flashlight insinuate that i have a huge ass that can't fit in a normal size wheel chair... my jaw literally dropped!! i looked at the guy (not very nicely i might add) and said NO! I DO NOT NEED A WIDER WHEEL CHAIR!! and shoeved my ass in the one he was holding! and yes i fit just fine thank you very much!!! i do feel bad howver for the nurse that had to push me all the way back to maternity!! she was quite nice! so i get to the desk and i'm thinking they would rush me right into a room, rip off my pants and dive right in to figure out what was wrong!!! nope... the receptionist lady starts reviewing all of my info on there.. and asking stupid questions like "do you have anyone names as pwer of attorney yet?" no, maam i don't i'm not here to update my shit i need to make sure everything is okay!... "well, it's really asmart thing to have in order whenever you may be visiting a hospital" meanwhile my rage is bubbling, i have to pee, and i can feel the stuff seeping slowly but surely out of me!! all while fighting back tears cuz lord know i was scared shitless at this point!!
So i sign sum papers and finally get into a room probably 10 minutes later... i thinki got the oldes nurse in the bunch! her foundation was way too dark and left a lovely line across her sagging neck, bright pink old school lipstick with blush to match and caked on eyeliner.. this lady was a piece of work! i'm about ready to burst and she's trying to tell me how to pee in a cup!! i was look lady i do this everytime i go to the doctors, i had to collect my urine for a day and kepp it in my fridge... i think i know how to pee in a cup!! so give me the goddamn thing and let me go already before i pee my pants right here!!
I;m so tired of telling this story lol! but it's almost done!
This lady was a clutz!! they hooked me up to those circular pad things that measeure the babys heart beat and the contractions (which i wasn't having any, but jsut to be cautious) well at one point after the 20 minute no lube aloud exam from hell! i go pee again! and she hooks me back up to the monitor and trips over the cords and the round thing snaps my stomach...
the next incident she is trying to hook up the ultrasound machine and can't find the plug and starts tugging on my sheet! which happens to be the only thing covering my lower half! and almost pulls the entire sheet off of me while im sitting there and the doctor and another nurse are bouncingin and out of the room! this woman was nuts!!
well after the hospital visit fromt he twilight zone everythings fine! Little evan just decided he wanted to play kick ball followed by trampoline on my bladder! thank god everything is fine!!! but i didn't get outof the hospital until 1am and had to be up at 6 for work! ... not fun
but newho.. i promise i will not wait this long to update again...things have been a little crazy lately... and i know i promised pictures and i willl get them up here! i just don't know when... hopefully we will have sum good ones taken at the pig roast today!!
laterzzz!!
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