Oy! sooo did i tel you guys that i finallys aw harry potter a couple weeks ago... i was quite dissapointed...it jumped around and the sotry was never complete... i'm excited that the 7th book was split into 2 movies but if they r gonna be like the 6th one... i don't want to see them!!!

Oh!!! we are filling out invites to my baby shower this weekend!! my mom's last count of invitees was 65!! it does include sum out of state ppl that unfortunately won't be able to make it... it's okay guys.. walmart has free site to store shipping and i am also registered at target!!**wink wink** i do also accept gift cards and money orders!! please be sure to spell my name right! lol j/k guys!!

hhmm not much is goin on other than that... roomies still annoying the shit out of me.. even wen she sleeps!! her litter box has been stinking up the living room since sunday!!! but she still comes home right after work and sleeps all nite!! and then bitches that she didn't get any sleep taht night.. well duh! if you sleep for 7 hours after work.. ur prolly not gonna sleep the rest of the night! she finally cleaned it out last night!! thank god... another day and i would have jsut stuck it in her room!! if i weren't pregnant i would have done that too!!! along witht the vaccuming and the dishes!! she hasn't lifted a fucking finger in weeks.. oh! wiait.. she did straighten up the coffe table... which consisted of shoving everythign under the coffee table... oh! found where all my missing cups went... they were in her car.. collecting mold! and guess who had to wash them??!!! that's right kids.. me... i just keep thinking.. only 2 months left!!! it's the ony thing that keeps me sane... god i could really use a beer right about now... and yes it is 7am right now... but as my good frend/parrot head always says.. it's 5 o'clock sumwhere... i know for a fact she is probably shitfaced right about now... she's goin to the buffett concert!! not my fave singer but he's got the irght attitude about life..."drink up bitches!!"... okay i may be paraphrasing...

let's think...fun stories.... yeah... i have no life... so there are not too many fun stories left... not for a while anyways... i think my car is about to die! i believe my transmission is going... wut fun!!!

i hope today is slow... i would love to go home erly.. i really can't afford it.. but part of me doesn't really care...hopefully this kid si nicer to me today than yesterday.. i hurt like a beast.. i was a one man walking circus yesterday... im pretty sure my ribs were used as a trapeze act and my bladder and stomach as diving board and pool!! my stomach has gotten bigger... along with my boobs... i can shoot liquid out of my nipples... i actually got sum good distance last nite.. disgusting but fascinating... but still gross... cuz if i don't try andg et sum of it out myself the minute i taek my bra off after work i have a wet spot starting to form on my shirt.. and they kind of stain... so if i do it myself it's all good... so yes i will say it... i milk myself!! it's kind of pathetic!! but it must be done!!...

other than that i really just want this kid to come out already! everyone keeps sayign jsut wait another month and u'll be so uncomfoartable!!! i'm already uncomfortable.. i cant really bend over all that well.. i can only sit 2 different ways! my feet and ankles continue to swell to the size of softballs!! and i am having the freakiest dreams u could possibly think of!!! the other nite i had one about a lovely reunion of ex boyfrends...i was still pregnant.. justin was no where to be found. and the baby starts kicking.. well you know how they say that right around your last month sumtimes you can tell if the baby is pushing on your belly with his hand or his foot.. well i notice in my dream that u can see his foot.. i grab my phone to take a video of it to show justin and i look down and my skin is stretching and the baby's foot is coming out of the side of my stomach.. all the way up to the ankle... i look closer and u can count the tiny toes... he had like 20 toes!!! i woke up after that!! it was just too freaky!!!

I realized the other night that i only have 11 weeks left!! i'm between 29 and 30 weeks right now!! and i'm massive!! tiff i will send you a pic tonite via text... my mom is jsut realizing that we really haven't taken too many photos of me while i have been pregnant... i feel like a cow so im kind of okay with just having the ones on my phone... i know its sumthing ppl usually want to document.. but i'm massive!! and i'm ony gonna get bigger!! .. but she wants to take sum.. and did i mention she has a face book!! holy shit i dont even have a face book1!!!! so i will see if i can get her to load them up this weekend..i need to go into her office neways so i can see the pix that tiff put up on her blog!! they sound funny!! i'm sure i will piss my pants with laughter!!! which we all know has ahppened before!!! i still have pix on my camera... which maybe one day i will share them with the world... as of yet.. they will reamian on my camera!!
All i keep thinking is if i jsut keep typing i will stay awake!! it's not helping... so i will be done for now... i have my usual sites to peruse..awkwardfamilyphotos.com, us weekly and people magazine... get my daily gossip in!!
later frends!!