I apologize immensley!!!

Soooo... how's it goin kids??!! not too bad on my end... however it is saturday and i have been up since 6am!! It may sound like i am bright eyed and bushy tailed at the moment... don't be fooled, it's all sarcasm!! i hate working saturdays!! but a friend needed the day off and i wanted 2 days off in the middle of the week! i'm greedy when it comes to my time off! tehehe...which worked out really well... I think me and justin have finally finished the baby registry!! woot!! although.. seeing as i really have no clue what i'm doing when it comes to shit like this, we basically walked up and down each and every aisle and scanned the stuff we liked! lol...not very veryorganized but effective enough to work... and seeing as this is our first child, we don't know shit about which nipples/bottles to use or what brand of diapers we prefer... FYI we don't need any newborn diapers! we have graciously recieved a bajillion(yes i know not a word!) packs of newborn diapers from frends and family! :) and from what my lovely older neighbor believes after seeing me dragging my ass up the ONE flight of stairs to my apartment, he's gonna be quite a big boy! god luv ya catherine... you are older and wiser! and it scares me! i really don't think anyone is all that excited about trying to push a watermellon through a hole the size of a large lemon!! and for the tiny hole to have to grow to lemon size is unfathomable in itself, let alone squeezing a watermelon through it! i mean, it's not all that great getting a pap and that speculum they shove up u isn't all that big! it makes me wonder how us women enjoy sex sumtimes!! and now, wen they give me my exams.. i've had too many too count at this point...they refuse to use any kind of lubrication! (it interferes with the test results) bullshit! atleas with the lube i could barely feel it.. just a tad uncomfortable! it's outragious how much worse it is without it!!!

As for the little man, he is doing great!! i have my next doctors appointment on monday!! which justin AND his mother will be at!! oy! this should be fun!!! i love her to death.. i've known since i was 16, but she scares the living shit right of me!!! the most intimidating person i have ever met!! i even had a dream last night that she beat sum1 up!! and the scary part is, is that she probably could do it!! lol

We did have a bit of a scare a couple weeks ago.,.. but no worries everythign is fine!! it was a thursday nite and i was watching knocked up! (story of my life right?! lol) except i think the ending will not be the same for me! newho... so i was finishing up the movie and about to go to bed and i start feeling these weird jabbing pains in my stomach and hooolielala area and i get a little concerned... i had already called my mom twice that evening for no apparent reasons other than that i was bored and if i called her again i'm pretty sure it wouldn't have been good! lol...well then the potty parade began 3 times in less than 10 minutes!! and then i started to feel it seep out! i go into my room and my ever so cute pink panties are soaked! then i called my mom! after that i tried the doctors office to see if there was sum type of emergency line to call for freaking out first time mothers!! it just said to go to the hospital! so after consulting my mother we decided it was a good idea that i go! as i'm waddling my self to my car! (which i parked out by the dumpster so i could clean it out) it felt like a half mile away! i'm speed dialing baby daddy to let him know!... which was kind of pointless seeing as he has no gas in his car and no money to put gas in it! school doesn't start back up until labor day, until then, he's broke...the funniest part is that earlier that week my driver side door stopped shutting! it would only shut if you lifted it up from the outside!! so as i am explaining my symptoms to him i am cautiously climbing into my car through the passenger side!! i drive a 96 mustang! not an easy task wen you are 6 months pregnant! so after a heated conversation which started with him asking me "what am i supposed to do, i can't drive down there?" and ended with me telling him to do wutever the fuck he wants, but i'm going to the hospital whether he's there or not! i was on my way! now i did get sum grief as for driving myself to the hospital..it's only 5 miles away from my apartment and i knew i would be able to get myself there faster than ne1 else! do not worry i have been warned to not do it again! and to call my aunt who only lives 15 minutes away from me!
Unfortunately, for you readers.. this is only the tip of the iceburg for this story! i will try to shorten it up a bit,., but ne1 who knows me, knows that my stories are rarely short and any attempts to shorten them only make them longer! so on with it!
i get to the hospital and go in the back by the maternity ward and all the lights are off! i being frazzled and not sure wut to do, don't try to open the door! stupid mistake... well a nurse walks in behind me and and asks if i need help... i said well yeah i need help iw ouldn't be here if i didn't! i just don't know where to go! she asked if i needed maternity or emergency? i told her i don't know i'm 6 months pregnant and sumthing is not right i need to be looked at! so she walks me all the way down to emergency... at the front of the hospital!!! so i go up to the desk and tell them wut is going on. there is a nurse and an old security gaurd... the nurse tells me i should be in maternity! i said okay point me in the right direction! she oh no! your not walking anywhere and the nurse that walked you down here is in sum deep shit! so she looks at the security gaurd and asks if he wants to get me a wheel chari and push me down there or if she should go get a nurse... 3 minutes it took this guy to decide! lazy ass son of a bitch!! get off your ass and do sumthing u old fart! i ended up with a nurse thank god!! but get this! the guy gets me the wheel cahri atleast and brings it over and then asks me if i wanted a wider chair!!! now i am 6 months pregnant!!! i am not sumbody you want to call fat right about now!!! i was shocked!! i know im not the skinniest but i'll be damned if im gonna let sum asswipe with a flashlight insinuate that i have a huge ass that can't fit in a normal size wheel chair... my jaw literally dropped!! i looked at the guy (not very nicely i might add) and said NO! I DO NOT NEED A WIDER WHEEL CHAIR!! and shoeved my ass in the one he was holding! and yes i fit just fine thank you very much!!! i do feel bad howver for the nurse that had to push me all the way back to maternity!! she was quite nice! so i get to the desk and i'm thinking they would rush me right into a room, rip off my pants and dive right in to figure out what was wrong!!! nope... the receptionist lady starts reviewing all of my info on there.. and asking stupid questions like "do you have anyone names as pwer of attorney yet?" no, maam i don't i'm not here to update my shit i need to make sure everything is okay!... "well, it's really asmart thing to have in order whenever you may be visiting a hospital" meanwhile my rage is bubbling, i have to pee, and i can feel the stuff seeping slowly but surely out of me!! all while fighting back tears cuz lord know i was scared shitless at this point!!
So i sign sum papers and finally get into a room probably 10 minutes later... i thinki got the oldes nurse in the bunch! her foundation was way too dark and left a lovely line across her sagging neck, bright pink old school lipstick with blush to match and caked on eyeliner.. this lady was a piece of work! i'm about ready to burst and she's trying to tell me how to pee in a cup!! i was look lady i do this everytime i go to the doctors, i had to collect my urine for a day and kepp it in my fridge... i think i know how to pee in a cup!! so give me the goddamn thing and let me go already before i pee my pants right here!!
I;m so tired of telling this story lol! but it's almost done!
This lady was a clutz!! they hooked me up to those circular pad things that measeure the babys heart beat and the contractions (which i wasn't having any, but jsut to be cautious) well at one point after the 20 minute no lube aloud exam from hell! i go pee again! and she hooks me back up to the monitor and trips over the cords and the round thing snaps my stomach...
the next incident she is trying to hook up the ultrasound machine and can't find the plug and starts tugging on my sheet! which happens to be the only thing covering my lower half! and almost pulls the entire sheet off of me while im sitting there and the doctor and another nurse are bouncingin and out of the room! this woman was nuts!!
well after the hospital visit fromt he twilight zone everythings fine! Little evan just decided he wanted to play kick ball followed by trampoline on my bladder! thank god everything is fine!!! but i didn't get outof the hospital until 1am and had to be up at 6 for work! ... not fun

but newho.. i promise i will not wait this long to update again...things have been a little crazy lately... and i know i promised pictures and i willl get them up here! i just don't know when... hopefully we will have sum good ones taken at the pig roast today!!
laterzzz!!